tp regrets

The act of saving money on cheap toilet paper resulting in instant pain the first time one wipes.(may result in loss of blood from anus)

That white cloud toilet paper isn't so soft! I already got the tp regrets, looks like I need stitches now.

by Hodgescw July 9, 2015

Bender Regrets

It's a term that refers to when you are super hungover, snaking out from DTs, stuck in a town or place you don't want to be, feeling sorry for yourself, regretting all the shit you did to get to this place after a bender.

Baby, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken off on you, I'm sick and sorry and just want to be home with you.

Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.

by BenderRegrets2015 March 20, 2016

Wet regret

The feeling of which a lesbian is disappointed or unsatisfied which her most recent sexual encounter.

'OMG Cheryl I can't believe what I did last night! I'm filled with so much wet regret right now'

by Lesgo Tegan January 5, 2017

Forget Regret

Forgetting is better than Regretting.

I'd rather forget all my mistakes than regret them for my entire life. That's why we should all forget regret.

by SharkGoesMoo May 3, 2018

Stiletto Regretto

the regret from wearing high-heeled shoes on a night out.

Sufferers of Stiletto Regretto face severely diminished party drive. Early-onset Stiletto Regretto is known as Cobble Wobble, initiated by the wonky journey made in heels on the uneven street. If already intoxicated, Stiletto Regretto can often lead to a single tear on the cheek - known as High Heel Feels.

Jen contracted Stiletto Regretto when she walked into the bar and was taller than all of her friends.

by nolandc September 28, 2019

I regret reading that

What you think when you go to urbandictionary.com and read almost any definition.

(Looks up PJ)

I regret reading that jim.

by Myric September 28, 2019

I regretti

When you had too much spaghetti

I had too much spaghetti... Now I regretti

by Thatoneubergæguy November 8, 2019