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your [patter]'s like water

A derogitory comment towards the quality of another persons patter. Refers to the unremarkable, see-through, thin and tastesless aspects of a persons patter. Scottish in origin.
"Dude, you're boring the baws aff e me. Your patter's like water."
by Jack McFarlane May 9, 2007
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Douche Patty

A person who exudes arrogant qualities much like a douche, yet is not a complete douche burger.
Adam: Michael is a total douche.

Chad: Yeah his little brother isn't as bad. He's just a douche patty.
by Devious Waffles October 8, 2008
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pattern

' Im going to start chatting to her and eventually she'll be all over man "
Gerald: Oi she's buff go move to her
Simon: yeah i'm gonna pattern her still
by John Koroma March 12, 2017
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Patty

When some little op thinks he can chef man up in the gulag.
*kisses teeth* Mans a little patty uno
by Dusty trim May 7, 2020
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mike patton

Greatest vocalist in metal. Sung for Faith No More in place of the previously awful vocalist Chuck Mosely. He got the job based on a demo he handed FNM from his work with Mr Bungle. He worked these two bands together and made some messy and random music with Mr Bungle, all 3 albums vary greatly in genre, showcasing his diverse ability. His first album with FNM- The Real Thing was an epic 80's album although Angel Dust and the sub-sequent albums essentialy created the nu-metal genre. After the splitting of Faith No More he went into Fantomas, an even stranger band than Mr Bungle. In Fantomas. he rarely uses lyrics, instead using his voice as an instrument creating a variety of obscure noises. His latest band is the more linear Tomahawk. He's also performed on Dillinger Escape Plan EP- Irony is a Dead Scene and ventured into rap with General Patton vs The X Ecuctioners there's also his experimental solo work.
"Shit man, this music is the fucking shit!"

"Who is it?"

"Mike fucking Patton, you dig?"

"Yeah, Patton owns"
by Albino May 13, 2005
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Pattni

A near extinct race of south asian indians (fukin shahs n patelz takin evrythin), with few people, but consisting of "sex gods", "jokers",lego man and the occasional accountant or doctor.
Although they are few in number (largest number seen in one place was 2, in Merchant Taylors - NW London), they have left a legacy behind like no other...making more bling dan any other indian family and tagging more pussies across the world than any other race.
keep them going... da world needs this legendery species:
take my advice n fuck a Pattni once in a while
a Pattni is any buff brown man with loadsa bling
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Pattarapong

King of Kings (including the gay ones) One of the gayest, funniest, kindest, best story tellers you will ever meet
Hey is that Pattarapong?
Yes he is gay
by KasakBolsak December 1, 2019
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