Skip to main content

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin refers to when a dude attacks another guy because they are jealous of their superior penis size.
John Vladimir Putined Joe because his dick was an inch bigger than John’s.
by Balls Obama September 4, 2023
mugGet the Vladimir Putin mug.

putin

po͞o-tin
noun
A short irritating throbbing red turgid pustule full of pus usually found near the opening of the rectum, that if not popped will spread to other parts of the body, causing painful eruptions. Common in areas with poor hygiene and primitive dictatorships.
Years of drunken late night Tinder dating had left a series of festering putin in the shape of an "A".
by Einar137 September 16, 2023
mugGet the putin mug.

Putin

by Hohol666 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Putin mug.

Putin

The president of Russia since 2012 to present as of 2021.
Putin
by the random. October 28, 2021
mugGet the Putin mug.

putin

a male woman who likes to jack off big centipedes at the news magazines, like, bruh, who does that? such dumdums
maragret: man, im such a putin, i always end up jerking off big centipedes in magazines
robrin: man, maragret is such a putin, bruh
by wrai July 10, 2021
mugGet the putin mug.

Putin

A man that likes to invade ukraine and only ukraine.
Random person: did you see Ukraine's new plane?

Putin: it will be mine soon
by Washy_washy April 23, 2022
mugGet the Putin mug.

Putin

An angry bat who had a hissy fit for a bullshit reason
Me: hey putin
Putin: what
Me: putin deez nuts in yo mouth
by ReptileBaby April 25, 2022
mugGet the Putin mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email