Tamp-punt

While playing soccer, one may run at full speeds towards a female who has possesion of the ball. While being on her "time of the month", the player will attempt to kick the soccer ball away from the hormonal female, miss, and punt her right in the vagina. Unfortunately, she will be wearing a tampton. The impact feels as though the tamp has been lodged deep into your vaginal crevaces.

Kris- "Lookout, Brianne, I'm comin for the ball!"
Brianne- "Go easy on me, my uterus is about to explode!"

Kris runs as fast as a speeding train, attempts to kick the ball, misses and boots brianne right in her twat.

Brianne - "OOOWW!! YOU MOTHER FUCKER! YOU TAMP-PUNTED ME!!!"
Kris - "Whoops."

by aantlion August 10, 2009

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Get the Tamp-puntmug.

Punting on the third strike

So, punting on third strike, yeah it's like when you like throw your knee into the ball and take one for the team and so you could take a base, but you just go punch the picher out and then go for a touchdown #extrainnings cuz bath salts, yeah.

Bitch I'm already Punting on the third strike. do you really even know what I mean?

by Patroncowboyvaquero June 6, 2018

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overplayed his punt

Overplayed his punt; (v) When someone does something that ends up way more remarkable than his initial effort.

When you see a total dork-ass feeb with a hot chick, you say; Wow, that dude really overplayed his punt to end up with her!

It's like when a football team recovers the ball and scores on a kick away.

When a guy pulls of a terrible pick up line, but gets laid anyway.

by Reverend Ron October 30, 2010

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cunt punt code

a cole that detemines when someone should be cunt punted.
you should not cunt punt your own mother, sister and under no circumstances should a pregnant woman be cunt punted.
But a jerkette, cock block jerkette, better that you cunt, bitch ect. is cunt punt worthy.

do you know the cunt punt code?

by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009

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