purple headed yogurt fighter

A euphemism for the penis.

She reached down and caressed my purple headed yogurt fighter...

by Mike Hunttt January 16, 2008

purple out

Not remembering a damn thing from the night before, always caused by consuming way too many purple drank shots. You will frequently wake-up in a foreign place with no recollection of how you arrived there.

Last thing I remember we were at the bar, then I woke up in a bush on the side of the road. Looks like I had another purple out after all those purple drank shots.

What he hell happened last night? I purpled out again.

by Lombzilla December 16, 2011

Purple Kitty

When a woman has to refrain from sexual activity due to her menstrual cycle, her private area becomes engorged with blood and very moist...

"Hey Brad, you got me so horny and turned on during Aunt Flo's visit that now I have a Purple Kitty!"

by Superwoman RYE March 30, 2013

purple majesty

A variety of potatoes but also a slang term for external male genitalia

Ex1: I had purple potatoes for tea, they were called purple majesty

Girl: he presented me with his penis, it was a purple majesty

by hshsjdijaNkhsskkaa November 7, 2013

purple steamer

A penis ready for action. A wang that is so full of blood it appears purple.

Dude she wanted it so bad last night so i whipped out the purple steamer and let her have it.

by Gaaaa January 28, 2014

purple loafers

A soft, feminine shoe for men - sometimes available in purple. If you're not the artist formally known as 'Prince' you should never wear purple loafers because you will look a lot like a camp German B-movie villain. A clear symbol of mental breakdown.

Hey, dude! This guy just went full Purple Loafers on us. Call him a doctor.

by monkey500 November 20, 2014

purple brain pillow

a disillusional high after taking to many drugs

I see a purple brain pillow, man I'm there

by Batmans-sexy-self October 11, 2015