POOTA

A play on PITA, POOTA means "Pain Out Of The Ass.

A prostate exam is a PITA, but having diarrhea is a messy POOTA.

by m98371 March 27, 2009

Photard

A photard is that one person in the high school yearbook that didn't make it for photo day, and wound up with a photographic framing, lighting, or exposure situation that does not match the other several hundred photos in the book. Ironically enough, those students that are socially awkward, nerdy, and/or wear thick coke-bottle glasses often end up as photards.

"I can't believe i wound up being a photard AGAIN this year. Man i'm pissed off."
"Is it me, or is Brigette's picture sliiiighty photarded?"

by Larry The Bus Driver November 4, 2006

portalable

a surface that one can place a portal

In Portal 2, that wall was not portalable so I chose a new one.

by Poopcakes McGee March 29, 2013

surprise portal

When you are doing a girl from behind, and just before ejacaculation you whip it into there bumhole.

It was julies birthday yesterday and i hit her with the surprise portal. what a lucky girl.

by mitch1 May 10, 2008

Alabama Porta Potty

The act of removing the toilet from a porta potty and having sex in the toilet water.

Sam and tristan had an alabama porta potty.

by Tyler travis November 26, 2013

Porta Potty

1. A portable bathroom

2. Place where two people can have a lot of fun but be careful because it often tips over (historically with PHD)

Oh no, the porta potty is tipped over. those two must have a little too much fun. o wait someone's crawling out!!

by patelbros January 26, 2010

protaxtination

Putting off your taxes until April 15th or later!

taxes, late, fees, dues, procrastinate, protaxtination, protaxtinate

by DJ Mixfit April 15, 2009