procrastibation

procrastination by masturbating

having assignments due, but looking at porn instead and masturbating
= procrastibation

"get much study done"

"nah was procrastibating"

by billy bob hoodoo November 15, 2011

procrastibating

When one is masturbating so they don't have to do something important. i.e. Homework, Project, etc.

Im procrastibating instead of doing my Language Arts project

by McCrackhead September 13, 2010

procrastination

what myself, and probably 99% of people reading this are doing right now.

you get all jiggly because you know, you should not be doing this and should do work, but you just can't be fucked.

THE WORK OF THE DEVIL.

or in basic terms, putting something off such as work- normally of the actually very important variety, to just laze around, normally on the internet.

and for those freaks that have a weird ability to not procrastinate and can just concentrate, with the motto "do work now, relax later" FUCK YOU.

as much as I love writing an essay on nazi germay, i think i will procrastinate by writing the definition of procrastination on urban dictionary.

or

when you've got a fuck load of work:
"don't get distracted, don't get distracted
ah, fuck it, i'll just check my notifications"
*3 hours later*

SHIT.

by ninjaamoves January 27, 2011

Procrastination purchase

A procrastination purchase, is a an unnecessary purchase of an item for the sole purpose of deviating from a set task or assignment.

Procrastination purchases generally involve online shopping.

I'll take a quick break from my assignment because I really need a new pair of jeans.

*Two hours and 150 dollars later*

Well that was a procrastination purchase, I should really do this essay, it's due tomorrow...

by RainbowSquiggy October 2, 2012

Procrastination Inception

to procrastinate doing something which was already a procrastination of doing something else

John : "Dude, yesterday I was procrastinating doing my term paper by cleaning the house but then I procrastinated that by watching a whole marathon of pawn stars. It was a total procrastination inception!"

Steve : "You're and idiot"

by Shovel King December 18, 2012

Procrastinate

Ill write the meaning later.

I procrastinate so much instead of doing work.

by gobsalmighty May 20, 2014

Procrastinitus

The inability to concentrate on doing something, to the point where it is as if you have an actual illness.

Man, I really to need to get my Maths work done, I totally have Procrastinitus.

by StirfriedBacon January 13, 2015