Procrastibation 

Like twiddling your thumbs, but with a more exciting conclusion.

"Eh, I had a few hours before going out, so I got in some solid procrastibation."

Procrastibation by DeBaser485 December 21, 2008

productive procrastination 

putting off doing something which really needs to be done by doing something else instead which needs to be done.

she was an expert in the art of productive procrastination always putting off doing things but getting so much else done instead being such a contrarian.

productive procrastination by DavidofOrgamianity.org July 29, 2012

Procrastibate 

Masturbating with over an hours worth of hw on the desk in front of you and a pencil/pen/calculator in your other hand

I procrastibate on my math text book so frequently that it doesn't open anymore

Procrastibate by Pedophile93 November 8, 2011

Procrastinator's Decade 

A period of 11 years. Analogous to a Baker's Dozen (the latter referring to a quantity of 13), a "Procrastinator's Decade" is a colourful description for the passage of time. See also 40 years (biblical).

Civil litigation: "This case must not be further delayed, My Lord, lest it drag on a procrastinator's decade."

Procrastinator's Decade by Dr. Strangevelo May 1, 2014

procrastindate 

Verb. The act of using Tinder as a means of procrastinating.
Procrastindating is similar to procrasturbating, although it is marginally closer to actual dating.

A: Damn it, why all the fine honeys gotta appear when this dissertation is due tomorrow?
B: Bro, you're gonna fail if you just procrastindate all day.

procrastindate by ItsAadam January 12, 2015

procrastibater 

The act of masturbating, while procrasternating.

Jim: HI mrs. Smith, is Joey home?
Mrs. Smith: yes he is, but he's grounded, I caught him being a procrastibater

procrastibater by The_jet_man October 28, 2015

Procrastination 

A fun thing where people keep making up excuses of why they aren't doing their homework or bills. For example this is just something I made for fun cause I am bored AF!

Procrastination is something to do when you don't want to do work.

Procrastination by IlikeMeowing August 25, 2016