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‘No Problem’

The holy two words received after a ‘Thank You’ message that make all of the troubles and worries of the world disappear and caused birds to sing in the trees and stars to fall from the skies.
Thank you
No Problem
by georgetheboi420 March 7, 2019
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The problem correcting randomizer

When you here about your group fucking up so you get drunk, write down a bunch of definitions and words on a post card, put the definitions on a dart board and the words in a top hat, play darts and match em simultaneously, write a speech, pass out and record yourself giving that speech the next morning
Grandmaster jay: (gulp gulp gulp gulp) i got bullpup with powerful, outdated weaponry with all riffles and finally smort with meee. The problem correcting randomizer works! (Thud)
by Idk something stupid? September 3, 2020
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Temporary problem

A problem that lasts no longer than a lifespan.
One day the problem child won't be here anymore, and that will be the end of what was always a temporary problem (at least the end of one), since there's no such thing as a permanent person anyway. No matter the person, their lifespan is temporary.
by Solid Mantis October 20, 2020
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Rumpelstiltskin problem

A problem researching things. It's often difficult to find information about peculiar things, when you don't know the name of it, but, once you got the name, it's easy to find the information you're looking for.
I call this issue with researching things the Rumpelstiltskin problem. Once you have the name, you have the power to understand it. Until then, it has power over you.
by The Peanuts March 28, 2021
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zipper problem

When a man can't be faithful to their partner and "keep it in their pants" they have a zipper problem.
Jake: Where is Tony?
Gabe: He went to speak with a divorce attorney, his zipper problem blew up his marriage.
by caporegime August 14, 2021
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Funko problems

Things that don’t matter but matter to you.
“I wish I had funko problems.”

“Oh you didn’t get that funko pop? Sounds like you got funko problems.”

“Got an L today? Damn sounds like funko problems.”

What’s the matter you seem upset?

Oh I got funko problems.”
by Wifeofanerd September 28, 2021
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Balloon Problem

A minor problem solved in the wake of a much bigger problem. Comes from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Rock Bottom."
"I found that CD you were looking for!"
"Well that solves my Balloon Problem, but I still can't get my car to start!"
by That_Madachod February 4, 2022
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