George W. Bush Presidential Library

Also known as The Tard Ferguson Center for Fail Studies, book learnin is strictly forbidden in this library. The only books in the collection are the Bible, Hardy Boys, and revisionist memoirs. All writing in the library must be done with a Magna-Doodle; pens and magic boxes (computers) are prohibited.

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is dedicated to the pursuit of freedumb through squandering billions of stolen tax dollars on failed speculative invasions of countries without militaries and the idea that bombing heaps of people to death out of fear and ignorance makes you a humanitarian.

by frick1 April 3, 2010

President Obama

the 44th President of the United States of America. First president of African heritage. Often mistaken as the first african american president. Mr. Obama is 1/2 white and 1/2 black otherwise known as mulatto. Correct terminology would be the first mulatto President. Mr. Obama was born in Hawaii, raised by his white mother and her white parents who sent Mr. Obama to a predominant white highschool and white college. His success is attributed to his white upbringing. His father an African male, failed to have any influence in his life and abandoned Mr. Obama at an early age. Mr. Obama obtained notarity for "Hope and Change" but continued with racist remarks with his public address of his white grandmother who paid for his private education and his ivy league schooling as a "Typical White Woman" thus causing many white supporters to become disillusioned with the Hope and Change of his campaign.

President Obama is the 44th President of the United States of America

by Truth be told for all March 11, 2010

Presidential Flashcards

(n.)Cash money, dollar bills, dough, moolah, bread.

That kid just asked me to help him with some presidential flashcards

by Nikedunks6.0 December 15, 2009

President of the United States

The greatest warmonger at any one time on planet Earth.

President of the United States: "Its time for a total war on terror"
Translation: "Its time to rob these Arab bastards of every drop of oil they have"

by An Angry Human Being June 25, 2016

vice president

An individual that does his or her own job plus that of the president.
An individual with a greater workload than the president, but with little to none of the perks nor recognition.
The one who gets blamed for everything the president does wrong.

Person 1: Hey, didn't John do all of the work for that?
Person 2: Yeah, but he's only vice president, so he doesn't get any credit.

by RebeccaM1 May 7, 2013

Not My President

"Not My President" is a slogan commonly used to describe a metaphor. The President of the United States of America is factually the president. However, when people use the slogan "Not My President," they are referring to their individual vales which the current president does not represent.

Yes President Trump is literally my president, but Trump is a pathological liar, attempts to intimidate people over twitter like a "keyboard tough guy", has cheated on multiple wives - multiple times, doesn't know how to spell common words, is a massive bigot, a mild racists with a father that was a member of the KKK, extremely narcissistic with a petty childish demeanor, tremendously unjust, unforgiving control-freak with a vindictive personality that requires approval, a misogynistic, homophobic, unethical, megalomaniac, self-centered, egotistical, ignorant, incompetent, (etc.) and an embarrassment not fitting of a head of state. Trump is NOT MY PRESIDENT because he doesn't represent my values.

by Draxx them Sklounst August 4, 2018

2004 Presidential Elections

The plural of the 2004 Presidential Election, of which we are sure to have more than one of.

"2004 Presidential Elections, third time's a charm! In other news, Kang and Kodos have entered the race!"

by tophertg July 6, 2004