A female whom you would not suspect of, but thoroughly enjoys anal penetration. Usually a woman past her college years.
by Phil A. Sheoh August 28, 2006
Get the pooh nanny mug.Lauren is really skinny but when she wore that bikini at the fourth of july BBQ, you could see her alky pooch.
by Dr.Kam July 4, 2008
Get the alky pooch mug.The result of penetrating a dirty butthole. It is always good ettiquite to enema yourself before engaging in anal sex.
I was plugging Roger up the ass, and caught a wiff of crap. I looked down and to my dismay, a nasty case of pooh dick.
by Topher30 December 7, 2006
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by Beaver Skateboards October 5, 2009
Get the pooch cooch smooch mug.Any fat girl in denial who refers to herself as "cuddly" when filling out online profiles. Usually wears Winnie The Pooh shirts.
by criticaloversite January 12, 2004
Get the chubby the pooh mug.Before ginny came to work, she powdered her poochie....
Ginny had to get up early this morning, because she had to powder the poochie.
Ginny had to get up early this morning, because she had to powder the poochie.
by Surgical_Scott April 1, 2011
Get the Powder the poochie mug.A new permanent character added to a TV show as an attempted improvement, which ends up backfiring by changing the chemistry of the show altogether and destroying whatever momentum the show already had.
Polar opposite of an Urkel (where a terminally ill show was revived by adding the new character).
Polar opposite of an Urkel (where a terminally ill show was revived by adding the new character).
Giggle and Hoot (Australian Childrens TV show on ABC) were a perfectly functional TV team presenting a "wrapper show" (i.e. wrapped around short kids shows). The chemistry between Jimmy Giggle (cool guy) and Hoot (owl puppet) was great until ABC felt they had to add a female counterpart, "Hootabelle". Chemistry gone. Dynamic duo no longer dynamic.
The Big Bang Theory started with outstanding chemistry by juxtaposing four awkward nerds with one hot female neighbour. Two key elements were Howard's sleaziness (thinking of himself as successful with the ladies but ultimately failing repeatedly) and Sheldon's uniqueness (no further description required). This show was running hot - and yet the writers added not one but TWO Poochies - Bernadette (now Howard's fiancee) totally neutralises the failed Casanova element that made Howard funny, and then Amy Farrah Fowler comes along as a "female version of Sheldon", removing all that was unique and hilarious about the show's strongest character. Series 4 and 5 TBBT are materially different from the earlier episodes that made this show a world-beater.
The Big Bang Theory started with outstanding chemistry by juxtaposing four awkward nerds with one hot female neighbour. Two key elements were Howard's sleaziness (thinking of himself as successful with the ladies but ultimately failing repeatedly) and Sheldon's uniqueness (no further description required). This show was running hot - and yet the writers added not one but TWO Poochies - Bernadette (now Howard's fiancee) totally neutralises the failed Casanova element that made Howard funny, and then Amy Farrah Fowler comes along as a "female version of Sheldon", removing all that was unique and hilarious about the show's strongest character. Series 4 and 5 TBBT are materially different from the earlier episodes that made this show a world-beater.
by sr76 June 20, 2012
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