Pooled

Someone sticks at least a foot of a pool stick up a chicks ass with no lube.

Her ass was pooled so hard it is wide now, that was two years ago.

by tylerhawkings the fouth December 16, 2011

pooned

1.getting "owned" or "powned" except much more demeaning. gettin pooned implies that not only were you "owned" or "powned", but that you were "owned" or "powned" in such a way that it made your little inmasculine vagina hurt.

2. pooned can also be used in terms of pooning on someone who is terrible various competetive games, usually online.

1. "i pooned that guy like no ones business"

"sometimes you just gotta poon a fool"

2. "dang did you see that kill?!"
"hell ya you pooned all over that guy"

by cpt bizarro December 3, 2007

porked

When your friends ditch the plans you had and leave you hangin'

We were all supposed to go to the club but Tracey totally porked me

by Erica January 26, 2004

pooped duck

something that is broken, inaccurate, unjust, untruthful, or bogus; on the internet- a bogus link or pop-up add; spam

"I didn't have sex with him! Even if I did, it was an accident."

"Well that's a pooped duck if I ever heard one!"

by Iwantahaveurbaby March 17, 2003

pookershnada

Fictional word often made up by girls named Sarah, who then use the word to cheat at "type random words".

"Spoon"
"Moose"
"pookershnada"
What the deuce is that? You're just making stuff up!
Shut up! It's a real word!

by F=MxA August 8, 2010

Pooned

The act of being so insecure that you must talk to every person in the room and tell them your last name is poon in an attempt to make them laugh and remember you.

I hate myself so much I pooned last night to try and make some friends. They laughed but ended up leaving me all alone.

by FuckDIss July 3, 2011

Pooped In The Shower

To do something so stupid, crazy and nonsensical, that normal people can't even understand what you were possibly thinking or how you could have done that.

Andy: Dude, I can't understand what you were thinking. Why would you set fire to your own porch?

Zach: Yeah, what was I thinking? I totally Pooped In the Shower on that one.

by Buffman6236 December 31, 2011