Invictus Platinum

WHAT!? Have you seen this commercial!? They’re doing the thing! Look at it! Paco Rabanne I AM TOO! Aahahahahahaha!!!

Hym “Ha! Hahahahaha! Aha! That is priceless!”

Iam “Oh, wow... that... that’s something else.”

Hym “My mode of being is the best one! We need to buy some Invictus Platinum! Go! Buy it now!”

Iam “What even is it? Cologne? Clothes?”

Hym “Pfft! I don’t fucking know! All I know is that THEY ARE! Ha!”

by Hym Iam November 29, 2022

Platinum drop

When you succesfully assume to do a golden drop, and confidently skip wiping after the bowel movement.

Brent is a platinum drop specialist, he just did it in the forest.

by CrimsonBehelit November 13, 2017

platinum vagina

Its the best way to get drugs cheap

She used her platinum vagina so she got the shit cheap after.

by T_Cain June 24, 2023

double platinum cush

Double platinum Cush is the most fantastic marijuana I have ever put in my bong

I was stoned off my ass after I had some double platinum Cush man...

by Therealbojangles February 19, 2014

Mr platinum

Saying that your gonna platinum a game on ps4 every time you start a game. And then never getting more than 1% done with it

Mr platinum is gonna platinum this game this week and then never play it again

by Sodie man December 29, 2021

records went platinum

When your brakes are well past their life and you’ve been grinding deep grooves into your rotors

“Yeah man, I’ve hearing some intense grinding for the past couple months whenever I press on the brake. Why is that?”
“Oh those records went platinum for sure.”

by Bangswell October 24, 2023

Platinum Pilferer

People who seek out partners for the purpose of using them for the emotional and mental labor.

Chad worrying about being hit on by a gold digger is ironic when he's just a platinum pilferer.

by HealthyHumaning March 08, 2023