Phanic

That moment of sheer terror and panic while you touch your pockets and try to locate your cell phone.

Damn bro! I went through some serious phanic earlier looking for my cell. Turned my house upside down!

by TheMacattackNeverRests2 August 4, 2018

Phoenician

Basically, a thumbi from Phoenix who doesn't like people from Chatsworth.

Thumbi : ur another cake from Chatsworth!
Normal person to other normal people : what this Phoenician cake shouting for?

by Someone u probably don't know November 20, 2018

Phonecallable

Not worthy of a phone call

He is not phonecallable (phone-call-able), I got other people I need to call.

by Island gyal bubbles December 4, 2019

Phonecel

Variation on incel, substituting the "in-" (for "involuntary") with "phone." Describes a person that is celibate because their social skills are damaged from chronic smartphone use. Related, though not to be confused with, boomers claiming kids these days try to read books by swiping.

A bunch of hot girls walk by the phonecel.
Observer 1: "Hey, check out that guy over there, with all the girls. See his screen?"
Observer 2: "Dude, is he looking at boobs on Instagram? He could literally just look up for two seconds. Phonecel!"

by Letsgetthisbruh November 7, 2019

Phoniverse

A typical contestant in Pokemon Survivor

Oh, I'm not going to vote for Phoniverse this tribal. They're super dope!

by Phoniverse December 17, 2019

phonecaine

What modern phone zombies have allowed themselves to become addicted to

That poor twat's overdosing on phonecaine again!

by GFK- social comentator for now December 24, 2019

Poonicker

A person who believes everything he hears about the coronavirus, going as far as saying things like "We're all gonna die!".

Essentially a huge germaphobe, antisocial, anxiety-inducing guy who watches CNN. Not a fun guy to be around.

(If he will even let you be near him)

Named after the Doomer series of how 4chan names things.

Over the internet
Poonicker: There are 3687876 confirmed cases in my state! STOCK UP ON SUPPLIES NOW!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

Guy: Fuck sakes dude you're such a poonicker.

by deezy_one April 5, 2020