Nicolas Pepe

Nicolas Pepe is the undisputed GOAT of football. He is an amazing player, who is way better than other footballers like Pulisic, Rashford, Messi, R9 and CR7. He is amazing.

Pepe hater: 'HAHAAA did you see Nicolas Pepe 's performance vs Southampton in the FA cup, mate?
Pepe fan (aka legend): 'Mate go sym, hes the best player to ever exist.'
Pepe hater: 'ok g'
Pepe fan: ratiod g, cry + aired.'
Pepe hater: *cries irl*
Pepe fan: Ha, pepe hive is unstopabble mon ami'
Pepe hater: ok g
Pepe fan: RATIOD BY FBFT ARMYYYYY
Pepe hater: okay i admit pepe is class tbf
Pepe fan: thats what i thought idolo, fb?

by follow @PepeNico19 on twitter February 7, 2021

Kristy Pepper

A stunning lady that can steal your heart with one look, her heart only belongs to one man and that man is the luckiest man in the world, when she loves you she loves you unconditionally, she is amazing, and perfect in every way. You all better find a different Kristy be pepper cause this Kristy is on a mission to grow old with her man, so move on fellas, she's already taken.

That girl Kristy pepper can steal your heart with one look.

by 10-18-22 February 13, 2023

the_ghost_of_martys_pepe

Degen Chatter in Mande's Chat who always has bad takes.

Yo you just did a the_ghost_of_martys_pepe. You just gave a very bad take. Yikes.

by solitudeisbliss January 15, 2023

pegseller

A thieving gypsy woman who turns up at ones front door offering pegs for sale along with rabbits foot and other rubbish. One is obliged to purchase said pegs as the thieving gypo wood tink will put a curse on you and your family causing your house to fall down and your penis to fall off.

"Hello i,m selling pegs for the gypo encampment down the road, you know the one that has brought down house prices in the area"

"Emmm, no thanks you smelly pegseller woman"

"you will regret that sir, your house will fall down within a week and your knob will fall off....the curse has been set"

"Piss off wood tink"

"I,ll be back later with the boys to rob your house and re-lay your driveway!"

by spikester July 31, 2012

Captain Pepper Jack Marrow Burger

A burger that comes with pepper jack cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Captain Pepper Jack Marrow Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Pepeng

THE FUCKING TYPHOON PREDICTED TO KILL US ALL. No, just kidding.

Should be called the epic sequel to Ondoy.

Is at around 205km/h, and should get stronger.

It's a supertyphoon, and supertyphoons can lift houses off of the ground.

We're all dead. Period.

*closes eyes and whispers* I suggest you take cover, unless you want your life to go

*shouts* BOOOOOOM.

That is all. *leaves*

(Oh, this SO goes well with my Ondoy definition. XD --tadaa_ishness)

Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs around in circles*
Guy 2: What the fucking hell is wrong with you?
Guy 1: Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe...
Guy 2: PE WHAT?
Guy 1: Pe, Pe, Pe, OH WE'RE ALL DEAD!
Guy 2: WHAT?
Guy 1: Pepeng. It's a Category 5(strongest) typhoon.
Guy 2: OH FGLMCGRUHSVMUHES! AAAAAAAAAH
Guy 1 and Guy 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

by tadaa_ishness October 1, 2009

Dr. Pepper - M.D.

Any alcoholic beverage mix with the soft drink Dr. Pepper used in it. The M.D. standing for 'Mixed Drink' in this case.

Mainly just a

A: What are you guys drinking?
B: Just some Dr. Pepper - M.D.

by Lorne K June 18, 2007