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depressed

A feeling that teenage girls say they have to get attention, and think they are all "deep" because of it. It is really a chemical unbalance of seretonin in the brain.
Teenaged girl: I think I'm depressed. I have so many problems.

Me:No you aren't, I can tell.

Teenaged girl: No, I am. You just don't understand.

Me: No, you don't understand. You don't know the science of depression. You need to be analyzed by a psychological proffesional to really determine it.

Teenaged girl: Whatever, I'm just going to talk about cutting myself and my friends who cut themselves to sound cool.

Me: Okay, have a fun, fake life.
by GarrisonHeller December 6, 2009
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stay pressed wallet ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ

Not necessarily a word, but must be talked about.
A โ€œcomebackโ€œ used by teenage feminists on TikTok for replying to โ€œpressedโ€ boys.
Boy: โ€œGay people donโ€™t understand that not all straight people are homophobic.โ€
Emily: โ€œstay pressed wallet ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผโ€œ
by TheTikTokExplainer August 8, 2020
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depressed

a point were you wanna cry..were you wanna hurt yourself..because of what brings you down,.coming to the point to screaming your head off..just wanting to cry,burst and just want fall over on the floor and die,scream in the persons face thats bothering you...its bringing yourself down of old things that happend to you and you'll know you regret..or know it will come back to you..or bieng heartbroken and cant stand it so you bring yourself down thinking you werent good enough for that one person...
he broke up with me because im not pretty..im not good enough for him..im stupid..im too depressed to handle it
by hitlers child November 26, 2006
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repressed virgin

A male who is awkward in terms of sex and is carrying too much emotional baggage to be able to cope with or develop a healthy sexuality
All the straight guys at this art school are either nemphos or repressed virgins.
by nathanaelA November 3, 2005
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Pressed

feeling hit about a certain situation /topic. Upset/annoyed
"Damn Taysias' pressed bc nobody wanted to go to the movies with her..."
by youabitchasshoe October 7, 2017
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depressed

depressed over dick
by unknownusername2 January 19, 2018
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pressed duck

Pressing your dick against a window so it can be seen from the other side of the window.
He showed the people in the restaurant a pressed duck.
by JosephusPhallis March 30, 2021
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