by rodinuk July 26, 2010
The most awesome type of penguin coz when straight penguins abandon their babys a gay penguin couple will adopt them.
Straight penguin 1: Damn what an ugly baby penguin.
Straight penguin 2: Yeah fuck him let's leave him here.
Gay penguins: oh no lets adopt him!
Awwwww
Straight penguin 2: Yeah fuck him let's leave him here.
Gay penguins: oh no lets adopt him!
Awwwww
by Dinosaurs are incredible January 01, 2016
A viscous cold blooded slap to the face, associated with the great flipper strength of the emperor penguin
by TJ, AKA Penguin October 16, 2005
A special species of penguin that are bred to take over the world. If in season (November until april) purple penguins can normally be found at Wal Mart. Just ask to see the behind the counter merchandise. Can be bought wholesale or regular. Caution: purple penguins are demanding and attention needing. WANT TO CONQUER THE WORLD AND WILL NOT BE STOPPED. Use extreme caution when using spoons around purple penguins, seeing how spoons are their preferred weapon. Under no circumstance should you threaten, tease, or challenge a purple penguin!
Currently they have invaded Britain, eaten all the Canadians with spoons (after raping them with crayons), kidnapped all the kangaroos in Australia dressing them as santas (who invaded Brazil for the bananas, but were later disoened due to their loss in the world cup), shaved all the squirells in North America and used their furr to make moccasins for the Eskimo charity and coats in order to invade Russia for the vodka. They are said to be heading towards Switzerland (chocolate) or Belgium (waffles) next.
Currently they have invaded Britain, eaten all the Canadians with spoons (after raping them with crayons), kidnapped all the kangaroos in Australia dressing them as santas (who invaded Brazil for the bananas, but were later disoened due to their loss in the world cup), shaved all the squirells in North America and used their furr to make moccasins for the Eskimo charity and coats in order to invade Russia for the vodka. They are said to be heading towards Switzerland (chocolate) or Belgium (waffles) next.
"why are we worshipping some damn purple penguin?"
"they conquered the world"
"wtf, how?"
"w/spoons of course"
"they conquered the world"
"wtf, how?"
"w/spoons of course"
by ninja gas July 06, 2006
A condition that occurs when a pair of boobs are shaped in such a manner that they both point out far to the sides, leaving a large gap in between. This generally unattractive condition thus makes the boobs resemble a pair of penguin feet.
Boobs suffering from penguin tits are generally not round in shape and instead flop to the sides like flap jacks.
Boobs suffering from penguin tits are generally not round in shape and instead flop to the sides like flap jacks.
"Dude, her boobs looked good in that shirt, but once she took off her push-up bra she had total penguin tits. It was an illusion bro."
by Penguin Tits are Boner Killers May 01, 2010
by bat_hero May 03, 2009
a stud who is typically short. a stud-penguin is hot and manly, even though he is small. a stud-penguin is pretty much a stud-muffin who may be a few inches shorter than the rest of his friends.
Kayla: "OMG do you see that guy over there?"
Amy: "Yah he's a stud-penguin"
Tyler:"Look at all those studs over there, what r they doing?"
Bryce:" They're chillin with that stud-penguin"
Amy: "Yah he's a stud-penguin"
Tyler:"Look at all those studs over there, what r they doing?"
Bryce:" They're chillin with that stud-penguin"
by suckitfools November 13, 2010