pendihism

the study of stupidity.

mario: sergio what do you study.
sergio: O' pendihism man.
mario: really.
sergio: yea man.

by 2lip September 5, 2007

pendejo

a stray pubic hair found growing somewhere else on the body.
also used as an insult in spanish, calling someone a fool / idiot.

don't be a pendejo, be a man!

by lexel April 5, 2010

Pendraslash

1. to be extremly sexy.
2. to have a huge penis.

Wow, did you see that guy?

Yeah, he has such a pendraslash!

by Lgoron12 October 18, 2011

pendulum smack

After gravity has taken it's toll upon the male genitalia a man can now use his scrotum and testicles as a wreaking ball. Assuming he has two, one needs to bounce back into the other testicle sending it hurdling towards the desired object. Thus the pendulum effect.

Bro: How did you get that hole in your bathroom wall?

You: I realized I forgot a towel when I got out of the shower so I was going to helicopter myself dry with my giant schlong but I accidentally pendulum smacked the wall.

Bro: Ouch!

by Mr.Al January 16, 2015

pendi fly

pendifly - adjective : when one is intoxicated to the point of making a fool of themselves in front of others. also includes but not limited to engaging in acts of lude behavior with others while drunk.

Dude, check out whats his name, he's all pendi fly bro.

by outlaw josie whales June 3, 2016

Pendulous Sacks of Sausage

Saggy breasts that have succumb to the inevitable effects of gravity. While thin and tubular on top, the compounded collection of adipose tissue gives a bulbous, pock-marked appearance at the base.

Regina's breasts were like two pendulous sacks of sausage - ever swinging to and fro.

by Mapsnellayroc July 22, 2017

pendulosity

noun | pen-dju-lahss-itty | pən\ ˈdyü-əl\ˈlȯs\ˈi-tē

: the tendency of moving from one extreme to the other :

Dale didn't get too upset about Trump's win; he knew the pendulosity of politics would eventually balance things out.

by freshjive187 April 19, 2018