Pencil Crayon

A strange way of saying: colored pencil.

person 1 : ZOMFG! I COMPLETELY <3 your PENCIL CRAYONS!

person 2 : wat??

person 1: UR PENCIL CRAYONS! THEYRE ALL NEONIE!

person 2 : my COLORED PENCILS?

person 1 : ya the PENCIL CRAYONS!

person 2 : you weirdo...

by iDino-SAWR <3 October 28, 2009

Pencil Jew

A person who picks up pencils from the floor or steals them from other people, usually his/her own friends.

G** damn it! That pencil jew in my class stole my fucking pencil again! I've lost 4 of them already!

by ImaterroristAHH August 16, 2009

Pencil Tits

Someone who's breasts are similar to that of a pencil. Pointy and shit. No one likes pencils.

Oh my god... my eye... it burns... I'm never going near your pencil tits again!!

by Spencer/Ben April 9, 2005

pensylvania turnpike

A sexual act where in a man picks up a prostitue in a vehicle, then proceeds to insert 4 fingers into her asshole and the thumb into her vagina. While keeping the arm at a 45 degree angle with fingers still inserted into orffices the prostitute then deficates down his arm creating the effect of a vehicle entering an on ramp. Then to finish the act he throws a 20 oz. bottle filled with urine out the window on the berm of the highway.

"Hey baby pull down yor pants and lets do a pensylvania turnpike."

by Meatlover January 13, 2009

pencil shreder

when you are giveing a blow job the girl rubs your penis across he braces

ow you got a pencil shreder

by cardscub April 13, 2010

Pencil that shit in

The act of drawing on your face/eyebrows to make others believe you have eyebrows/bigger lips

(kylie Jenner Challenge)

Greg:"Have you seen Brittney's face lately bruh?"
Jacob:"Yeah she needs to pencil that shit in, what a slut"
Brittney:"who you guys talking about"

Greg:"some slut"

boys:"laugh in her face"

by falicia420666999 August 8, 2015

Pencil tip

Another name for a micro-penis. EXTREMELY small penis.

Come over here baby and let me put my pencil tip between those thighs.

My pencil tip wants to dip into your lagoon.

Please don’t pinch my pencil tip, you might rip the whole thing off.

by Gribble October 26, 2018