Chezy Paste

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Me Chezy Paste Gone Mouldy

by Cheeses of the Deep March 31, 2022

past papers

The absolute hell of your revision, you're probably procrastinating doing one right now and have it sitting in front of you. People claim its the best way to practice but because of fucking AQA (search for AQA) they are completely different to what you'll sit when you're in that sweaty fucking exam hall with 200 depressed kids.

Teacher: Do these past papers for homework
Student: Fuck right off they're fucking stupid

by @theinterdiction May 29, 2017

grill paste

The cleansing paste used with a toothbrush to clean one's teeth/smile made of diamonds and/or gold

Yo, i gotta brush my grill. Where the grill paste at?

by kristensez June 30, 2016

past timer

Someone who is always talking about the past, not focusing on right now.

past timer past timer pasttimer

by savagekillr April 15, 2011

present past

Present past is used to confuse someone when they are trying to figure out the difference between next friday and this friday.

Person 1 - Yo is your event this friday or next?
Person 2 - its the present past friday
Person 1: wtf?

by kristoff77777 November 09, 2014

Hunky Paste

The end result of poor cooking. Usually overcooked or undercooked foods.

"This NOODLE is Hunky Paste."

by 1234560123 October 25, 2019

Gentleman's Paste

Cum.

"Here comes my Gentleman's Paste. all over yer face."

by _TryCatch May 10, 2016