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douchebag parade

A group of douche-bags (two or more douche-bags) travelling as a pack. Members of this group will exhibit some or all of the following characteristics:
1. wearing ballcaps placed ridiculous high on their head so the brim is perpendicular to the earth;
2. wearing a toque (knitted cap) in warm weather;
3. wearing shades indoors;
4. wearing a golf shirt with the collar popped;
5. swearing around children and elderly people;
6. wearing ballcaps indoors;
7. making racist, misogynistic, or other offensive remarks;
8. having some sort of tattoo or ear plug that renders them unemployable anywhere other than in a tattoo shop.
Are those guys dressed in black ball caps, black shorts that go past their knees, and black socks and shoes while while down the beach make racist remarks and cursing up a storm?

Does that guys have a spider web tattoo up the back of his skull?

And check out that guy with the ear plugs the size of frying pans?

They're all friends with one another?

Yup... that's a total douchebag parade.
by ndfnico April 4, 2011
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straight pride parade

Heterosexuals confine themselves to a small portion of a town or city so that gays can have a nice time in the rest of the town.

A day marked by a parade that resembles a funeral procession.

A horrible experiment where straight people realize that there's no such thing as a "parade" without gay people.
Lisa: I'm going to the straight pride parade tomorrow. Are you coming?

Barbara: No. I'm going to take advantage of the absence of straight people by having a romantic picnic in the park with my girlfriend.

Joe: Hey, Greg, can you help us with the float for our straight pride parade?

Greg: No. I want to see if straight people can manage to put together a parade without the help of any gay people.
by Jules88 January 8, 2012
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paradigm shift

1. A change of condition, idea, status, etc.

2. Your characters' job mode in Final Fantasy XIII during a fight. You can shift it back and forth, depending on what the situation calls for.
1. John: I think it's time for me to have a relational paradigm shift.
Jeff: You do mean get a girlfriend, right?

2. Evan: Ohay, the enemy staggered, time to use the Relentless Assault paradigm! "paradigm shifts*
by Anons Anonymous August 24, 2011
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join the black parade

To die/kill yourself, taken from the song/album by My Chemical Romance.
"My iPod totally joined the black parade yesterday, and I just got it last month! wtf!"


"I'm going to join the black parade if I fail this test, not even kidding."
by kbw October 14, 2008
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paradigm

The same as mindset. It defines how you treat daily events and handle situations.

What we see is distorted by what we want to see. Paradigm is a combination of your attitude and knowledge. A bad paradigm might completely contradicts the real nature of objects that are perceived by mind and leads to poor reaction.
Money-centric paradigm is a popular paradigm. People ruled by it always put money matter at highest priority and blind themselves b/c of it.
by KVL July 11, 2010
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parablozza

a derogatory slang term for a paralegal, insinuating that the individual's work is comparable in worth to that of a prostitute. The phrase originated on rollonfriday, a popular website and messageboard for london lawyers
Vicky isn't a qualified lawyer, she's only a parablozza so give her some photocopying to do
by floater December 28, 2007
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Ninja Parade

Ninja Parade? What is a Ninja Parade???
Samantha: Did you hear about the Ninja Parade yesterday?

Joe: No

No one hears about the Ninja Parade
by Drew-bie October 27, 2008
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