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ounce of weed

A meme that started on 4chan's music board /mu/. The original story is as follows:

>At a party
>Amazingly beautiful girl I had a huge beta crush on since forever is around
>She never notices me and never will
>Suddenly, a wild guitar appears
>Girl goes hyper, asks the guy who brought it to play it
>He stumbles trying to fondle the thing, clearly the guy has no clue
>Now's my chance, I actually play very well and I have a great singing voice
>Walk up to the guy, ask all smooth - "Excuse me, can I try it?"
>She gives me a definite look, I look back, definite something, god I can't believe I'm being so smooth
>She doesn't know I stalked her facebook, know how much she loves Wonderwall
>Guy gives me the guitar
>I take the guitar
>There's an ounce of weed taped to the back

Generally the format involves an unlikely story leading to a promising climax, but ends with an ounce of weed taped to something. Popular mutations of this regard an item being overpriced, the narrator inquiring about the item, and there being an ounce of weed taped to it. Sometimes the item does not function because the ounce of weed is taped inside of the item instead of outside, this is popular on the weapons board.
So I went to a car dealership, and noticed there was a car about $400 more than one that looked exactly like it. The salesman wouldn't tell me why either, they were even the same model. I checked both cars out, and they were part for part exactly the same. So I asked if i could take it for a test drive, and the salesman was a little hesitant. I get in and the car wont start, look in the exhaust pipe, ounce of weed taped in it.
by BmilTheLemen December 31, 2011
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Ounce Of Space

gimme that ounce of space!

(From E-40 - Tell Me When To Go)
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ounce

an ounce is 28.35 grams, of weed.
for good bud. no seeds. nothing crazy, but good buds. Not mids.
1 g = 10 bucks

1/8th = (3.5 grams)= 35 bucks
1/4= (7 grams) = 65-70

1/2 =( 14 grams) = 100-120
1 ounce = (28 grams) = 200-240

10 a gram is the standard, you usually get a discount with higher quantity, however straight 10 a gram isn't bad. for any higher price it better be real dank. for some higher quality bud, or even headies (damn good bud), depending upon dankness and dealer, 15-20 a gram - 40-60 for an 1/8th. 25 a g if its serious. 300-350 for an oz. about. Mid grades or schwag, 5-10 a gram, 20-25 bucks a quarter.
dime bag = 1 gram
dub = 2 grams

everything depends on the quality of the weed in question, the connect or dealer, location, and the quantity. usually a discount is given the more that is purchased. sometimes you may not like the price, but you have to ask yourself, is it worth it? hope this helps someone to not get ripped off, I know I sure hate it.
peace.
Hey man, I can get some good bud for 35 an 1/8th, or some headies for 20 a gram. you wanna throw down with us?
-Turn down The Dead, man, what'd you say?

Hey do you have a full ounce?
-Yeah, 210.

Yo all I can get is mids, 25 a quarter for that.
by Nutts March 9, 2009
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I wrestled a bear once

A shitty ass bad from Kentucky or Tennessee or something, whose vocalist is female, and has really bad exhales.
Failcore I wrestled a bear once
by sexkitten123 June 2, 2009
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ounce

Ounce = 28 grams
quarter = 7 grams
4 quarters in an ounce

7x4 = 28grams...(mine are hooked up to like 32-35g's =D)

1quarter = 100$ (a ben/bill)
1ounce = depends on quality but sum chronic/KB would be...280-340 if u pay more ur get ripped easily =(

the more buddah purchased the cheaper
all these wanna b smokers, smokin shwagg :\ sorry to say u guys are amateurs :-\ (sum of u)
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ounce

A weight measurement, commonly associated with marijuana. Since people can't seem to get this right, an ounce is 28 grams. 1 gram of weed (dime bag) is right around 10 bucks.
There are 16 ounces in a pound. An ounce of weed is commonly referred to as an "O", or less commonly, a "sack".
Im pickin up an ounce of some good shit tonight.
by michaelblasius May 21, 2007
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once you go black, your never going back

Basically saying that once a woman dates and has sex to a black man, the size of his penis will make her never go back to white men.
Girl 1: I love my black boyfriend, we are gonna have sex.

Girl 2: But "once you go black, your never going back!"
by secret12345678910 March 17, 2011
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