Joy Points

A rating system on everything and anything by giving you a certain amount of joy an object or event gave you. The system counts from 1 to 1337.
1337 being elite or the best or most amount of joy ever.

669 being average or a lil above average.
and 1 being the least amount of joy

"Dudde that lasertag match got 1337 joy points"
She said "That was super fun"
he said "hell yea it deserves 1000 joy points"

by I Pwn bitch3s December 1, 2010

Camp Points

Points awarded to a male when they become excessively camp. Sometimes known as a Stein.

boy: "i kiss boys"
girl: "CAMP POINTS"

by obamaramabam March 8, 2009

stupid points

points that you lost on a test, quiz, or other assignment that became lost for a dumb reason, often due to carelessness

I should have gotten a higher score on that spelling test, but I lost stupid points because I forgot to dot that one"i"

by M.S.G. February 2, 2010

Homo Points

Homo points are points you get for doing typically homosexual/girly things, different amount of points are awarded for different things.

Losing homo points is also known as gaining hetero points so if somebody is on negative homo points, they are on hetero points.

Jack: I just read heat cover to cover
Jim: Have 5 homo points
Jack: Now i'm gonna chop down a tree with a chainsaw
Jim: Make that 5 hetero points.

by whitgift101 August 3, 2009

hollow point

Type of weapon ammunition that upon hitting the target the bullet expands, almost exploding inside the target. Makes huge exit wounds on cans.

a:holy crap you blew the shit out of that gopher, what kind of ammo is that?

b:hollow points

by Andy April 10, 2005

central point

A small hick town in southern Oregon. Biggest Attraction in the town is the Family Fun Center, sadly. Home of the Crater Comets, pretty much the worst football team in the state, but best wrestling team in the state. Other big attractions of this rural town include a small skate park, a bunch of tractors, Albertsons, three to four corner markets, and an alley known as Stoner's Alley where, you guessed it, a bunch of people smoke.

Dude 1: "I live in Central Point."
Dude 2: "Oh that sucks, I'm sorry, do you have a cow?"

by Rebel_Tin November 14, 2005

asian points

Figurative points awarded to non-asian people by asians when the non-asian's strangely asian qualities deserve to be recognised. If accepted, these points are a source of pride for the non-asian (not to be confused with azn pride however).

Non-asian: Aww, I totally failed my math exam! I got a 92!

Asian: Ha, loser. I got a 98. You still get asian points though, for considering your 92 a failing grade.

by Karenn December 9, 2008