stupid points

points that you lost on a test, quiz, or other assignment that became lost for a dumb reason, often due to carelessness

I should have gotten a higher score on that spelling test, but I lost stupid points because I forgot to dot that one"i"

by M.S.G. February 2, 2010

Joy Points

A rating system on everything and anything by giving you a certain amount of joy an object or event gave you. The system counts from 1 to 1337.
1337 being elite or the best or most amount of joy ever.

669 being average or a lil above average.
and 1 being the least amount of joy

"Dudde that lasertag match got 1337 joy points"
She said "That was super fun"
he said "hell yea it deserves 1000 joy points"

by I Pwn bitch3s December 1, 2010

Malcasa Point

A cool town where interesting things happen. The Beast House is in Malcasa Point.

-Hey gal, have you been to Malcasa Point?
-Yeah man, I went to the Beast House and got raped by 3 beasts. It felt awesome!

by pirinskosvetlo January 1, 2011

doo point

A measurement in time when a listener realizes a speaker is full of shit.

"Based on my careful observations, the average doo point of a US politician is 15.43 seconds."

by Old salt September 19, 2015

hollow point

Type of weapon ammunition that upon hitting the target the bullet expands, almost exploding inside the target. Makes huge exit wounds on cans.

a:holy crap you blew the shit out of that gopher, what kind of ammo is that?

b:hollow points

by Andy April 10, 2005

central point

A small hick town in southern Oregon. Biggest Attraction in the town is the Family Fun Center, sadly. Home of the Crater Comets, pretty much the worst football team in the state, but best wrestling team in the state. Other big attractions of this rural town include a small skate park, a bunch of tractors, Albertsons, three to four corner markets, and an alley known as Stoner's Alley where, you guessed it, a bunch of people smoke.

Dude 1: "I live in Central Point."
Dude 2: "Oh that sucks, I'm sorry, do you have a cow?"

by Rebel_Tin November 14, 2005

asian points

Figurative points awarded to non-asian people by asians when the non-asian's strangely asian qualities deserve to be recognised. If accepted, these points are a source of pride for the non-asian (not to be confused with azn pride however).

Non-asian: Aww, I totally failed my math exam! I got a 92!

Asian: Ha, loser. I got a 98. You still get asian points though, for considering your 92 a failing grade.

by Karenn December 9, 2008