Baby Momma

A girl you run back to when you runnin' low on the pu-tang

JaJuan: I saw you with Tymeka. Yall back together?

Mark: Nope. She just my baby momma. I don't love her tho.

by Clevalovah July 23, 2008

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Yo Momma

The whore that made you!!!

Flock like a butterfly, Sting like a bee, I fucked YO MOMMA now it hurts when I pee!

by M. King February 14, 2008

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momma slappin

A term used to describe something so wonderfull that it would be worth any sort of heinous action.

Dude1:"God amighty man,he sold me that Sig Sauer for a mere 300 beans."

Dude2:"Sheeit,that's a MOMMA SLAPPIN deal if I ever heard a one!"

by CrowTard March 11, 2006

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Momma Bird

The act of throwing up in a person's mouth while making out.

I really didn't like the guy, but after drinking nearly a whole bottle of vodka I started making out with him for some reason. The joke was on him though, I totally surprised him with a momma bird...

by DotCommie January 04, 2010

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momma-conga

the fourth degree of roughness in the scale:

minger, mingerola, semi-conga, momma-conga

with 'minger' being a 1 on the scale of roughness, and momma-conga being a 4. Thus, momma-conga is the worst, and is saved for the truly reprehensible specimens.

"You're plumbing the depths tonight, Matt. That bird is a momma-conga!"
"I know. I'me desperate."

by SusieQ October 31, 2006

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