A question asked not because the the person asking the question is actually wondering if someone is sitting "here", but more likely asked because the person wants to start a conversation with the person sitting next to the seat in question.
Dougy: "Is anybody sitting here?"
Girl sitting in class: "No..."
Dougy: "So whats up?"
Girl: *makes a strange look and moves away*
Dougy: "Dude whats her problem, she probably thought I was trying to hit on her or something...bahaha"
Girl sitting in class: "No..."
Dougy: "So whats up?"
Girl: *makes a strange look and moves away*
Dougy: "Dude whats her problem, she probably thought I was trying to hit on her or something...bahaha"
by Robert McSanchez February 18, 2011

brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.
a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"
by JC September 28, 2004

by iamdeadtou March 28, 2019

Touch Me Here is a game with two players, namely a couple. The rules are simple: person one is allowed to touch person two anywhere at all on their body for a short amount of time -- and they don't always have to touch with their hands. Then, person two touches person one any way that they like in return.
The players can of course set limits for how far they want to go when playing.
It's a very simple game, as you can see.
The players can of course set limits for how far they want to go when playing.
It's a very simple game, as you can see.
Person One: Want to play Touch Me Here?
Person Two: Sure! How do you play?
Person One: I touch you anywhere I want then you touch me anywhere you want.
Person Two: That sounds fun.
Person Two: Sure! How do you play?
Person One: I touch you anywhere I want then you touch me anywhere you want.
Person Two: That sounds fun.
by jvhnocallaghan October 12, 2014

insert name here is a like, a TOTALLY HAWT guy/girl, who stands out among their friends, and has a great personality. They have a HUGE dick/tits and give a great eat out/blowjob. Once you lay your eyes on a(n) insert name here, you know you will hav it g00d 2nite!
Dude 1: "Shit! Not another insert name here definition"
Dude 2: "Who the fuck writes a definition about a name..."
Dude 2: "Who the fuck writes a definition about a name..."
by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 July 7, 2010

A phrase to insult someone without saying anything wrong, thus letting them use their imagination on how insulting you meant to be.
My music recording teacher always calls us fops, sops, and simpltons. I went up to him and said "Your such an insert word here" he then gaped at me and told me i was mean. (he laughed a few minutes later)
by Amy Thorn December 20, 2008

A phrase used by locals to express a certain hate or dislike for the summer or winter ambush the town they live in must go through by tourists. These tourists for the most part have no idea whats going on in the town and always ask where a good place to eat is.
Guy comes into the local surf shop wondering whats a good place to eat and the directions to get there. You flew here, I grew here.....
by caace19 September 7, 2010
