the one

a 20 foot yugoslavian feather duster who molesters bosnian children and hong kongian monkeys

damn i love the one

by indeed June 26, 2003

One

A funny peice of comedy used by Spaceghost on the Spaceghost Coast to Coast episde "Boo Boo Kitty"

"One, one is the lonliest number you'll ever do... boo boo, oh what a fine cat, what a lovely wife you would have made."

by AciDroP July 26, 2003

the one

Denzel Curry as mentioned in his song Ultimate

"I am the one
Don't weigh a ton
Don't need no gun
To get respect up on the streets

By any means your enemies,
My enemies,
We wet them up like a canteen

The yellow tape surrounds the fate
Don't have a face so now you late
Open the gates!"

by JDefinitions February 18, 2017

the one

1) Dope ass song (and music video) by THE ONE and only Foo Fighters

2) Nickname for the character Neo of "The Matrix" movies

3) Jet Li, infamous actor of action films, including "The One"

1) "You’re not the one but you’re the only one... Who can make me feel like this..." -Dave Grohl (sexymuthafukka)

2) Neo is believed to be "the One" - the messiah.

3) Dood, The One with Jet Li just came out on DVD!

by motored_heart June 28, 2003

Ons

Overactive neck syndrome

My friend has the ons very badly

by Leon1738 February 17, 2017

one in one out

when you stick one ball into a vag then the other one is being sucked by a differnt girl.

hell ya i put my ball on her face i called it one in one out!

by awsome6000and3 April 02, 2010

onelis

A bipolar, frustrated, slut, that seems to be easy for every guy that comes to ask. Here pictures roam everywhere. She is school smart but no life smart, many people begin to like her but then once you get to know her you will hate her. She makes un nessecary comments when you least expect it and she wants attention.

Jimmy asks Brian-"Did you get onelis nudes last night ?"
Brian- "Yeah and so did the rest of the soccer team"

by Athena1013 February 11, 2016