Nudered

The act of killing someone's sausage while nude. Like murdered but specifically for sausages.

I'm going to nudered you so hardo, after you won't be able to have kids anymore.

by Darth Boba Maul Fett January 9, 2019

Nuberty

noun - The stage of adolescence in which an powerful individual becomes physiologically incapable of sexual reproduction because of their own overwelming strength.

Master Exon was freed from his prison. Sir John said "He is free!" over his cell phone to the Alliance leaders. Master Exon said "Actually, I'm not really a guy anymore."
Sir John replied "Why?"
"I succeeded in nuberty."
"Wow, I didn't think you would be that strong."

by Can Not July 20, 2008

Nupee pu

The act of spreading peanut butter on one's scrodum and then sending your dog to lick it off

Sean:Don't listen to him he goes to a sped teacher named Vangie!
Bryce:Hey sean, don't make me give you a Nupee pu!

by Jacob April 30, 2004

Numerically Challenged

A person between the ages of 40 and 50 who doesn't look or act it at all.

Because she was beautiful and stylish, I thought she was in her 30's. When I found out she was 48, I knew she was numerically challenged.

by Jastababe May 6, 2010

Niper

1. A 15 year old girl that wants to cyber (isn't really a girl).

2. Enjoys Fruity pebbles while playing shitty source games.

3. is a total blagho.

4. rages about retarded shit like his RAM not coming with a sticker.

EG: a niper: im a 15 year old girl, wanna cyber?

random guy: what the fuck?

EG2: random friend: hey (the niper) why are you sucking all of the sudden?

a niper: bitch im eating my fruity pebbles.

EG3: a blagho: you(the niper) are such a blagho...

EG4: a niper: THIS IS BULLSHIT, KINGSTON BETTER SHIP ME OUT A HYPERX STICKER. IM KNOCKING 2 EGGS OFF THIS SHIT!!!

by N1p3r July 22, 2011

nubert

A dog with a fat penis

Wow look at nuberts penis

by Stylish May 7, 2021

nuber

pronounced noober

a shortened version of the term uber noob

to be uberly noobish at something

Look at John. He lost in Halo to my dog. He is so nuber.

mark slipped and fell down in the mud. what a nuber.

by automuffin September 1, 2010