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Crap Tickets

Dude. I sat down to take a massive dump at Dodger stadium and realized after I had mudbutt that there were no crap tickets.
by DoNotCorner July 10, 2010
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Hooker tickets

I paid for my lunch using hooker tickets.
by Roscoethadon May 24, 2018
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Floating a Ticket

Floating a ticket is a scam often employed by servers in restaurants. It is usually accomplished by ringing in one generic ticket (e.g. a water and salad bar) and handing the same check to multiple persons. This is of course impossible to use with credit cards as an authorization is required. Obviously, floating a ticket constitutes theft and could result in prosecution. So don't do it.
Server 1: I've got to pay my rent in three days and I'm a buck fifty behind.
Server 2: Float a couple of salad bars. That shouldn't be a problem.
Server 1: Isn't floating a ticket illegal?
Server 2: Only if you get caught.
by Mr. Woodford June 1, 2009
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Gas ticket

by Irishgal2000 December 27, 2021
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toilet tickets

"Hey man bring me another roll of them toilet tickets! I'm out!"
by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018
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Hell Ticket

A Hell Ticket is a joint that is rolled using any bible or religious paper, and by smoking that paper grants you a one way ticket to hell. Make sure that when smoking the Hell Ticket you do it with friends so you don’t burn in Hell alone.
I am gonna go straight to Hell for how many Hell Tickets I smoked last night.
by BrooksPennyWhore February 25, 2019
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wolf tickets

To "cry wolf", as in the children's story "The Boy Who Cried Wolf", meaning to persistently raise the alarm about a non-existent threat, with the implication that the person who cried wolf would not be taken seriously should a real emergency take place, which causes them trouble should ever have a legitimate need.
"I've never known him to sell wolf tickets; I believe his story about being attacked by ninjas."
by weirdoactor December 10, 2008
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