blind Russian

Cocktail made in a highball glass or old-fashioned glass consisting of equal parts, usually shots, of Vodka, Baileys, and Kahlua on the rocks (ice).

When you first get that feeling of a sore throat, head straight to your favorite bartender and order up a blind Russian or three and you will feel all better tomorrow!

by O-Penned-Mind September 6, 2014

Russian Optimism

(noun) The act of finding the (barely) upside in a terrible situation. Usually used in a oxymoron type of way.

"Did you know that Detroit has twice the murder rate of Iraq?" asked Ben. "Here's the bright side, this means that Iraq, is halfway to democracy. This also means that if you live in Detroit, join the U.S. Army and get deployed to Iraq, your chances for survival just doubled. That's Russian Optimism."

by beeenjammin December 30, 2014

Russian tornado

When you pour alcohol into a girls anus then insert you're penis and make a whirling motion like a tornado

Bra I gave this girl a Russian tornado last night I poured vodka in her ass and gave her the tornado

by Stupid Steve 69 May 11, 2016

Jolly Russian

Vodka with Jolly Ranchers dissolved in it.

Barkeep, one Jolly Russian Please!

by crumbones July 16, 2016

Russian Winter

A term used by Armchair Historians, typically seen on Reddit or in uncivil Youtube Comment Sections.

Person 1: WW2...what can I say except I know everything about it from Oversimplified...
Person 2: What did you learn?
Person 1: Russian Winter lol

by Laurie Cathal November 20, 2020

Russian stress

Frustration that feel Russian guys when they come back to Russia after their tour via foreign countries.

- Oh, dude!! I feel Russian stress after my Eurotrip.
- Just wait for a week..You'll get used to!

by Antijogger October 27, 2011

Russian tiller

When your sister is so hairy, you feel obligated to defend her honor by getting drunk on vodka and giving reverse handjobs to your friends. Its mostly awkward because of the direct eye contact.

Kori's beaver went clear up to her nipples, so Ryan was happy to give us all Russian tillers down by the train bridge.

by Incarsr8 April 10, 2020