Ninjury

To be physically damaged by a ninja.

"Sorry boss, I wont be in work today, I have a severe 'ninjury' ."

by Omegatron Hard'mofo'castle September 5, 2011

ninjury

1. An injury suffered while attempting something beyond one's ability. (Often preceded by "Hey, check THIS out!")

2. An injury suffered without the knowledge of the injured party. Possibly caused by ninjas.

1. "Hey, check THIS out; I'm gonna jump this ditch!" *SPLAT* "Dude, you OK? That's a pretty heinous ninjury!"

2. "Dude, where'd you get that cut?" "Beats me, some kind of ninjury."

by High C September 23, 2012

Ninering

The act of boasting about your sports team's previous accomplishments when said sports team is faced with defeat and adversity in the current season. Usually done as an act of self-consolation, or when backed into a corner in a debate/argument.

Those guilty of Ninering are often fans of historically successful franchises and cannot deal with losing in a secure and gracious manner, leading to petty gloating.

I commented to Jeff that Colin Kaepernick seems to be struggling against higher quality secondaries this season, and he got snippy and started ninering about one of their 5 Super Bowls from 20 years ago.

by Earl Richards September 30, 2013

Ninjared

when something is taken/stolen in a sneaky way.

Someone ninjared my milk!

by WURK March 21, 2015

ninjuries

Harmful and painful acts inflicted upon ones self while having ninjanuity more moments.

I have an awesome skill set, however even the pros still get not ninjuries.

by d3vilsr3j3ct82 April 11, 2015

Ninger

The illusive and rare black ginger

"Does Bonqueefa dye her hair red?"
"Nah man it's natural, she's a ninger."

by Tots for Thots July 25, 2015

Ninjet

Country way to describe a female ninja.

Ninjet'a adding the et or et'a to the end of a masculine word describing a guy or other words turns it to a female. Like dude

The Ninjet was the assassin.

by SAMABONES September 24, 2018