Nigerian ambush

n. The act of farting into a pillow, piece of foam rubber, or sweater, and then sneaking up behind someone and pressing into their face. A particularly vile prank after eating spicy, exotic food.

My cousin Flobert was being a little bitch, so I saved up a greasy taco fart, grabbed a cushion from the couch, and totally Nigerian Ambush-ed him.

by skip o'potamus September 25, 2006

Nicer

Someone that does irrelevant things that are considered unacceptable.

The boy who spilled his drink is a nicer.

by freakindude212 August 12, 2009

Nigerian Platupus

The act of torturing a platupus of any sort until shit comes out of its ass and then taking the shit and making it into a hot and steamy meal for the Nigerian breakfast the next day. The breakfast is then cut in half, the first half to be eaten and the second half to be molded and sculpted into a giant brown dildo used for later fucking.

"Have you seen Ted around recently?"
"No, I heard he was taking part in the Nigerian Platupus Games."
"Oh, cool. Where do I sign up?"

by NigerianPersonality September 8, 2011

nigerian dumptruck

When multiple (at least 15) Nigerians gather up at least one white virgin girl from Indiana and partake in hot anal prenatration until the vast majority is ready to unload. The already exhausted ghostly white bitch then gets in the middle of the Nigerians and they unload their semen until the white girl is no longer visible. The niggers... er I mean Nigerians then flee the scene.

Tyrone: "Man all that cum we unloaded on Barbra could have fed half of Nigeria."
Demarcus: "Yeah ma nigga that was a great Nigerian Dumptruck."

by Big_Schlong69 November 28, 2016

snow niger

A realy hardcore canaidian guy. hockey, beer and eh.

" those snow nigers realy like hockey"

by john fisher September 1, 2006

NIGER

Honestly. I am so over this word.

Niger or the Niger1112 (/ni ˈʒɛər/ or /ˈnaɪdʒər/ (About this soundlisten);1314 French: niʒɛʁ), officially the Republic of the Niger,1112 is a landlocked country in West Africa named after the Niger River. Niger is bordered by Libya to the northeast, Chad to the east, Nigeria to the south, Benin to the southwest, Burkina Faso and Mali to the west, and Algeria to the northwest. Niger covers a land area of almost 1,270,000 km2 (490,000 sq mi), making it the largest country in West Africa. Over 80% of its land area lies in the Sahara Desert. The country's predominantly Islamic population of about 21 million15 live mostly in clusters in the far south and west of the country. The capital city is Niamey, located in Niger's southwest corner. * ITS JUST A WORD *

NIGER

by italianbarbie_ January 26, 2019

nicer

a term used to describe an ideal situation.

are yall comin over later to kick it?

you know it.

nicer.

by mack September 1, 2008