Nardong

A man who wears the trousers in a homosexual relationship.

Man 1: Hey did you hear Gary and Trevor are bumming?

Man 2: Yeah, I heard that Trevor is a real Nardong!

by beaversweat November 27, 2009

Nardi

Nardi (noun) - An annoying teacher whom does not understand simple logic and has no common sense.

"Miss, all you do everyday is give us worksheets without explaining how to do them. You are such a Nardi."

by Your mothers ex boyfriend (son) August 28, 2016

gnarly nardi

sticking your tongue all the way up a guys ass who just ate 100 plus chicken wings. Then after that making out with that mans mother.

George: that guys a psycho...
Herry: how come?
George: he gave nathan and his mom a gnarly nardi...

by chee cha choo choi March 6, 2009

nard

north american rural dweller

redneck, person who has 3 big expensive pick up trucks a few snow mobiles parked outside their dilapidated trailer

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

NARD

No Apparent Reason Boner

My boyfriend was talking to his mom on the phone and suddenly got a NARD.

I was like, "dude, really?"

by StickyBunz December 11, 2011

nardac

A derogatory term originating in 17 century England referring to white slaves. Today it is a slur against pasty white males who are the equivalent of a basic bitch.

Jesse : Did you hear about Micah? He's such a nardac!

Braden: Really? I kinda got a thing for nardacs.

by Lbuddy4ever May 4, 2016

nardozzi

The act of sticking your nose in a bitch's ass as she is about to cum.

I was about to climax and I got nardozzi'd by my boyfriend.

by Jorge Radanboffer January 10, 2008