MySpace

Very strong internet crack

"Yo, bluhhhh, I gots ten pounds of MySpace right here. You'll be receiving comments and friends like it's nuffin'!"

by Richard D. July 29, 2005

myspace porn

Where all the pedophiles can look at the at 12 yr olds chicks that show their asses and put massive amount of makeup that make me sick to look at.

example of myspace porn
Dude, did you see that chick? I'm gonna hook up with her.
Dude, shes only 14 yrs old, you sick fuck.

by Ben Fong June 11, 2006

so myspace

-A photograph that has been:
1.Taken at an extreme angle so that it hides your true ugliness

2.Taken infront of a mirror therefore you are able to see yourself, the camera, and a flash.

3. Edited on the computer so that it is some strange color or blurred to hide your true deformities.

4. Taken so that it shows yourself at your sluttiest nature

5. Taken so that you are not looking at the camera and usually your mouth is open.

6. Taken by yourself, which of course will be poorly done and your arm will be in the way.

7. Taken so that, out of the 100 other pictures you took, this one actually makes you look good.

--Also something that is "so myspace!" could also be a pose, a saying, or a clever joke that could be used as a headline.

---If not those, the only other thing that could be "so myspace" is something you did or do that reminds the other of myspace, instead of the other way around.

-OMG! That picture is SOOOOO myspace!

--that joke is so myspace! DIBS on using it as a headline!!

---Dude your a fag. You can't have 500 friends in real life. That's so myspace.

by sofia the bench September 12, 2006

Myspace Band

1. A band whose popularity comes from their popularity on myspace.com, thus lacking any REAL credibility in today's music scene. This lack of credibility comes from the simplicity through which their popularity is achieved: record songs with decent sound quality, take some pictures of yourself, and add as many friends as possible. This formula thus saturates the music scene with hundreds of thousands of bands that will never make it. Those that do, will have no lasting value. These bands typically will eventually replaced by a newer, more hip, band (See also: flavor of the week).

2. A band followed typically by only the "myspace generation"

Myspacer1: "Brah, I'm telling you,(insert name of current flavor of the week band here) will be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame one day."

LogicalGuy: "That myspace band, or any other myspace band for that matter, will ever be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame"

by LRbg December 20, 2008

myspace booty

this is self-explanatory. the sole purpose of using myspace, is hooking up with the opposite sex, all you need to do is go under browse, search 5-10 miles within youre zip code, in case you have somewhat standards, you can even check the boxes, of size preference, height, racial background, anual income, what shes looking for, relationship status, etc. then when the times right after messaging each other back n forth, knowing what you two are looking for, then it goes on from there

i know a lotta these females on the net are fugly, but that girl lisa made some nice myspace booty, thank you tom(genius behind myspace)

by joshua001 March 10, 2007

Myspace

A license to stalk anyone and everyone who has access to this website.

You can find anyone you want, simply just by clicking on other people's myspaces until you find someone you think is "hot". Then once you're their "friend", you feel like you know so much about them and you've never even met them before.

by Mallory April 3, 2005

myspace celebrity

Person who becomes famous, only for having a myspace with billions of friends.

example: Anthony Vanity, Jeffree Star, Tila Tequila, Forbidden

Dude, she's somebody, she's a myspace celebrity!

by simplydumb April 1, 2007