Muffcake

A delicious type of food that is both a muffin and cake

I'm going to eat my muffin and cake hear take this, this is easier. HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MUFFCAKE!!!

by Bojo man May 28, 2015

Muffcup

Muffcup is a beer related game shrouded in mystery. The origins are traced back to an unknown town on Long Island. The game involves a single red solo cup, group of people, and a ping pong ball. The group sits around the cup in the center of a table. The object of the game is to bounce the ball off the table into the cup. If the player successfully bounces the ball into the beer filled cup he selects a person to drink it. The game then continues to the next person in the group. There are 2 rules of the utmost importance. NEVER touch the cup before saying "Muffcup", failure to comply with this rule results in an additional cup of beer to chug. The second rule is if the ball bounces off the Rim and doesn't go in another player can yell, "Rimjob!". After yelling rimjob the player who threw the ball gets another shot to either sink it or miss it. If he misses he drinks if he makes it the player who yelled rimjob has to drink. This game is not for amateurs it must be taken seriously.

Mike: "Hey Joey what was that sick game we played last weekend?"
Joey: "Boy that was Muffcup the greatest game ever invented".

by Muffcup Defender July 4, 2016

Moffettology

A particular type of story telling that is often rambling and maddeningly incoherent. Often best deciphered by only reading every third or fourth word. Sometimes it is best to keep reading until something, or ANYTHING makes sense.

Sometimes, if I haven't slept well for a few days, Moffettology might be the only way to express my thoughts and feelings.

by iamcfb June 17, 2016

Muff Dusting

The practice of a female walking by a group of males (or possibly homosexual females) while scantily clad. This process leaves pheromone-rich particles proven by top scientist to induce sexual arousal. Multiple passes are often used to obtain necessary particle density to achieve desired response. Older females (see cougars) are observed to regularly perform multiple muff dusting passes.

“Bro, that cougars been muff dusting! Four times now, I’m gonna go smash and dash”. (See ‘smash and dash’)

by WaffleTown August 20, 2018

Muff trapped

When a female partner who started shaving at the start of the relationship no longer keeps her lady garden maintained.

When I first got with Ella she was smooth as anything now she doesn't bother. I am muff trapped.

by ChunkyCrown July 21, 2020

Copper muff

A red-headed person, so called on the assumption that a person who has red hair above must also have red hair below. See also muff.

Envious damsels cruelly love: / They called Gemima 'Copper Muff' / And 'Orange Juice' and 'Gingerbread'. / She never heeded what they said, /But, silent, combed her glist'ring curls /And shunned the spiteful jealous girls.

Alfred, Lord Tennyson - from 'Ginger Gemima' (1854)

by Lancelot Gobbo July 22, 2013

Male-Muff

Male Muff is the cup Male ballerinas & figure skaters wear when performing.

A.K.A. the equivalent of the female Camel toe

Example: Lary Blackmon from Cameo

Someone: That ballerina has a huge Male-Muff, its so unnatural!

by Un Peu December 27, 2020