Filthy Mudflap

When you pull out of a girls vagina and stick it in her bum.

I gave Jenny a filthy mudflap the other night, it was amazing.

by Timothy0Peden September 14, 2021

Norwegian mudflap

When you attempt to defecate into someone’s mouth in -15 weather and it freezes midway, falling, and slapping the other in the face.

I gave Jonas’s mom a Norwegian mudflap and she’s pretty mad about it still.

by Sassyshrimp November 27, 2021

crooked mudflap

Sexual position when a male in a trucker hat hits it from behind on one leg (one leg must be on the floor to constitute a crooked mudflap).

Carl gave Lousie a crooked mudflap last night because of his bum ankle.

by Cupcaketopus March 23, 2022

vittoria mutilata

An phrase to show dissatisfaction of the Italians with their gains after WW1 after they were not given what they were promised by the entente. Literally means “mutilated victory” in english. This would eventually help Mussolini’s rise to power in Italy.

The vittoria mutilata would be one of the factors that helped Mussolini become dictator of Italy just prior to WW2

by sea_bird September 27, 2022

Monaco mudflap

A romantic move believed to be invented on the streets of Monaco whereby a gentleman holding hands with his lady grips her hand tighter and pulls it close to him, pressing her hand against his anus while flatulating upon it. The gentleman’s trousers could theoretically act as a “mudflap,” allowing the lady to enjoy the vibrant warming sensation without the risk of fecal particles soiling her hand.

Talia was the recipient of the first known Monaco mudflap during a stroll on a beautiful summer night after spending the evening at the Casino de Monte Carlo.

by wordsmithphd October 10, 2022

Chopper Mutilation Month

During the month of November everyone who knows of the One Piece Character “Chopper” can, and is encouraged to, make art of or state how they would want to kill and/or maim Chopper.

This tradition started when the character became too popular, and thus annoying to see; so of course a group of brave individuals decided to deploy countermeasures.

“Hey guys look at this Chopper ima-“

“ITS CHOPPER MUTILATION MONTH FUCK CHOPPER FUCK CHOPPER HATE CHOPPER I FUCKING HATE CHOPPER”

(Crowd Chanting) “WE HATE CHOPPER, WE HATE CHOPPER, WE HATE CHOPPER”

by R.B Avery November 8, 2022

Tahoe mudflap

When Matties dreads hang down past his ass creating a clumping dingle berry affect that will stain ur soul

When illy and ric were together they couldn't get enough of Matties Tahoe mudflaps

by Simplejacked January 14, 2023