jeffed myself

When you drop an article of food on your shirt while eating.

Aw man, I just Jeffed myself.

by suuuieeeee July 17, 2020

Brexit myself

Akin "to shooting yourself in the foot". Wich is to do or say something that causes problems for you later.

I totally did brexit myself by leaving that big company, because now I'm completely broke.

by double98 February 22, 2021

*Cries myself to sleep*

*Cries myself to sleep* Is something you or another can use when they are uncomfortable, when they don't agree, when they are upset or angry, or when you actually wanna cry yourself to sleep! Use it in real life and in text, It doesn't have a preference

Girl one: "I 😩 DONT🤩 CARE🙄 WHO👩 🦲👨 🦲 THE🤍 IRS💥SENDS🤓 I👩 🦱AM❤ NOT❌ PAYING 💵 TAXES 💠"
Girl 2: "*cries myself to sleep*"

by ClosetedMijà December 23, 2021

Peshed meself loofin

When you're spiritually inclined by some 18 year old in the 70's to f*ck his loofa in the shower.

True story:

I Peshed meself loofin. Scottish; or south-west eruoasian?

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I'd rather eat a dried dead sea cucumber born in corn fronds.

by dcaf!WaLL May 16, 2023

I birthed Myself

I birthed myself.
-Lil Tay-

I birthed myself unlike all of you betamale soybois.

by yourmumgae June 6, 2018

crAzY FoR mYself

1.A verse from HOME Kim Taehyung sings
Originally from Jeon Jungkook who imitated his part during comeback live broadcast

2.A meme that went viral cuz armys were so bored during bts is on their break

a girl posing infront of the camera
*door suddenly opens*
crAzY FoR mYself!!!!!!!!!

by Hey stob August 26, 2019

I Franked myself

Knowingly giving a friend drugs that can’t handle them.

Fuck... I Franked myself. He took molly and now is sleeping in the hallway.

by Joeybuzz October 19, 2019