Mongolian Industries

A reputable weapons and armour producer based in Ulaanbaatar. Known for a widespread telemarketing campaign that reaches from Cyprus to Canada. Offer a 3 piece armour set for "Thirdie four fiddie", a good price. Irresponsible teenagers have been known to imitate their telemarketing

"Herro Mongolian Industries, Weapons and armour. Buy now special 3 piece armour set thriddie four fiddie"

"Huh?"

"Special Armour set thridie four fiddie, buy now special deal, Mongorian Industries"

"What the f*ck?, screw this" (hangs up)

by Gerdemann25 August 4, 2007

Mongolian

People from the country of Mongolia. Also a language. Don't ask me if they're considered Cenrtal Asian or not because I don't know.

I'm Mongolian because my father is from Mongolia.

by Milliloute September 19, 2007

Mongolian Flush

The act of anal intercourse with a woman while giving her a swirly.

I gave her the ol' Mongolian flush. Booyah.

by DB February 5, 2004

mongol

Sorry, a mongol is someone from Mongolia while a mongoloid is someone with Down Syndrome

The Mongols swept the Eastern world.

by Hizzo February 27, 2004

mongoloid feet

Used when describing someone with ridiculously large and often times dirty feet. A true mongoloid footer has a huge and very long big toe in which many diseases may occur such as gangrene. People with monogoloid feet have very low self esteem and often think you are judging them when describing their feet. When in actuality, you are just pointing out that they need to wash those fucking things with some type of chemical so they look sort of normal. For short the word 'mongs' could be used to describe this horrible disease.

Watch Out! Look over there. It's a bird, it's a plane, no its just Chrissy and her mongoloid feet.

Ewww Chrissy, Get those mongs off my bed.

by Stacy Graf May 6, 2005

mongolian throat singing

is gargling cum
Basically;
Baby gravy, mouth, gargle. Easy

Britnii was totally practicing Mongolian throat singing last night

by conquerpain March 9, 2016

penis mongor

A man who is pre-occupied to talk about anything else but the penis
A person whose face looks like a penis, and therefore subject to much ridicule
A person who collect penis's, and has a book about penis sizes
The other definition you will find out once you are fucked up, which is the truest definition

Ethan is a fuckin penis mongor
I know he always talks about the penis
Dude he has a book on penis's too
what a penis mongor

O Shit that dude is a fucking penis mongor (only allowed when fucked up)

Fuck you u penis mongor u

by Masturbate March 10, 2008