monce

a person classified as "the sexiest motherfucker in the history of the world."

Wow, i banged tyler last night, he is SUCH a monce.

by oliviac January 19, 2008

Manchester

The crap place i live in, turning like liverpool,cuz of all the crack-head gangs, Gunchester,i hate my life >.<

Guy1:'dude have u been to manchester yet?'
Guy2:'NO WAY THAT PLACE SUX TOTAL 4RS3

by fgsfdsguy December 31, 2008

Manchester City

A sack of shite filled to the brim with oil money, which its nonexistent supporters claim as a 'football club'. It comes as no surprise that they bought all their fans at the local electronics store, because they're all plastic anyway. Their Emptyhad Stadium is so full of plastic they donate it to fund the Kardashians' plastic surgery. The 16 pieces of plastic that call themselves 'fans' of this cesspool regularly gather together online and tell normal football fans to bugger off 'because their club is unsuccessful', without realising that their shitsack is just a hyperinflated bubble powered by massive amounts of oil.

Manchester City is like a SpaceX rocket. It uses oil to propel itself up, and eventually disintegrates anyway.

Did you hear that Manchester City have just received 115 financial fair play charges? Yeah, that shite club is done for.

Normal football fan: 'Goddamn it, Manchester City have bought another player for 14120943^11278 octoquinquadrillion pounds.'
Random piece of plastic: 'yEaH tHaTs RiGhT oUr ClUb'S tHe BeSt ClUb EvEr!!!111'
Normal football fan: 'Oh. You must get no pussy.'

by cringeboiiii July 14, 2023

dirty moonchez

when a male puts his male part in a females ear and uses the cum and ear wax(waxum)to draw a stache on a girls face

2nd cousins to the dirty sanchez

Dude Rasheed, i just gave your grandma a dirty moonchez
Dave,"Did you hear about that new move The diry moonchez."
Mohammed,"Ya I heard."
Dave,"Ya I think im goin to try it on ronnie tonight, see how she likes it."

by Home Boy Hazie February 4, 2009

manchester, ky

Manchester, KY is located in the southeastern part of Kentucky, in the Application Mountains. Beautiful scenery, but that's about it. Manchester (also known as Gunchester) is one of the most redneck, hillbilly towns in the continental US. it's also one of the most corrupt cities in the state of Kentucky. Barefoot and pregnant, squirrel eating/killing, four-wheel atv riding, and METH are the things most notable about this town. If you find yourself here, either leave soon or forever be a part of this small community of rednecks. Located east of London, KY.

If you want the best weed in Kentucky, you need to go to Manchester, KY.

by son of a redneck March 31, 2010

manchester

OMFG how many times do i have to tell people BIRMINGHAM is the second city of England not Manchester. that is all.

idiot-hey do you want to go to Manchester Englands second city?
genius-<hits idiot over head repeatedly> NO! i would rather go to birmingham

by villa4life November 6, 2008

Manchester all star riddim

This group of people are man's finest get me rude boi? Contains celebrities from Manchester. Anything from rap superstars to Jeremy Beadle. Wayne Rooney thinks hes part of them but hes some Liverpool batty man with some elephant ear's a fat waste man head. I remember from "Rio Ferdinand's punk'ed" T.V show, David Beckham said all the bad mans come from Moss side, cuz the moss side mandem blows the fat chunks. Billy Davis (ex Derby reject manager) Used to pick up some fat prostitute slags about Moss side, thats why that man is ruff as old balls.

1) Paul: You see them mans right there?
Jim: Yea.
Paul: They are Manchester all star riddim. Total bad mans.

2) Steve: do you smoke paul?
Paul: erm no i dont. I dont smoke Cigarettes, I dont smoke cigar. I dont smoke a pipe pipe pipe pipe. I dont smoke the reefer.
Steve: you should join Manchester all star riddim, cuz you sound like a bad boi.

3) Lil jon once quoted saying " i know im a bare ruff man cuz i smoke enough puff man, but if you in Manchester all star riddim you get enough snuff to last you a long time.

by Garry G elitter January 21, 2008