Mobile Spank Bank

Cell phone containing many pictures and/or video used to aid in masturbation.

"My girlfriend just made a deposit into my mobile spank bank."

by DRanged691 June 10, 2009

Beaner Mobile

A large van drove by beaners used to transport imigrants over the boarder.

Donald:Did you see Edquardo?
Ralph: Yea he was driving that blue beaner mobile

by palo May 10, 2007

t mobile

The worst cell phone service on the planet. Will drop your calls consistently. Especially when you have important business to attend to. Frustrating as hell, the dropped call usually occurrs mid -sentence when pertanent information is being relayed.

Hello? Hello? Are you there? Damn T mobile!! Damn them to hell!!

by Sarah Grace Chladek September 5, 2006

Mobile Warming

1. Changing your opinion, based on your location, as to the validity of global warming.

2. A space heater with wheels

3. Your cell phone heating up after a long conversation

Now you believe global warming is caused by polar bear farts? Yesterday you thought it was caused by too many cans of refried beans in land fills. Make up your mind dude, your too much into mobile warming.

by BobNJ July 7, 2010

Moobleberry

'Tis when you forget something you know is important and then you remember it after it's too late... then you go get high and crash on the couch with cookies... and you have the option of watching Wow Wow Wubbzie, Dora, Barney, or The Wiggles...

We need to moobleberry sometime soon.

by Gabbzie&Troy October 20, 2008

T-Mobile

A terrible cell phone service provider. Will frequently drop your calls, give you no service in places it should, and service in places that it shouldn't. Does offer some awesome-looking phones, but the high you had when you first got it will dwindle soon after, replaced by a feeling of anger and contempt.

"Bitch, I'm not getting any bars no matter where I point the phone. Fuck T-Mobile, I'm switching to Verizon".

by It's Brittany bitches October 16, 2009

mobile

Better name than "cell phone". "Cell phone" just sounds tacky, while calling your mobile a "moe-bile" sounds very elite. It's also what the Brits call their mobile phones.

Call me up on my mobile, houses!

by MoonKnight November 25, 2002