the mission impossible

The challenge of finding a person who you dislike to such an extent that you believe they deserve to be gotten legless drunk, picked up, taken back to their house fuck the absolute shit out of them in the dirtiest way possible and when they fall asleep, take a shit on their chest, wipe your ass with their curtains, take a photo and escape the scene of the crime before the person wakes up.

Johnnie did the mission impossible to that girl he hates and got away with it, she had no idea what happened in the morning since she was that drunk the night before, I cant believe it!

by steady10 September 6, 2012

missionary position

A job teaching religion as in darkest Africa.

When I get out of the seminary, I'm going to Africa to take a missionary position.

by Richard Black September 18, 2007

Mission: Impossible

1. A well-written and extremely intelligent television show that ran from 1966 to 1973. Starring Martin Landau and Peter Graves.

2. Follow-up to the original television series that ran from 1988 to 1990. The only returning actor was Peter Graves.

3. A film loosely based on the television series. This 1996 film stars Tom Cruise and is directed by Brian De Palma. Followed by a sequel in 2000 (Directed by John Woo).

Man 1: It's too bad that the Mission: Impossible film screwed up the great ideas the show had.
Man 2: I agree!

by fetusboy September 26, 2005

Shawnee Mission West

Unlike the other lying definitions, Shawnee Mission West (spoken from a TRUE West kid) is full of druggies, idiots, niggaz (not the cool ones, unless they did sports, then they were cool) and ugly fatasses. The administrators were a complete joke and the "rentacops" were all straight homosexual, and no that wasn't gay bashing, it's honesty. Also, we don't have a great sports record either, we pretty much have the least state championships of any school in the Shawnee Mission school district.

"oh hey, it's a Shawnee Mission West kid." "Yeah, who would wanna be him?"

"So who are we up against?" "Shawnee Mission West" "We win. Not even worth watching"

by Grizzly the Frizzly September 16, 2011

legs up missionary

Stands for a missionary fuck, with the woman rising her legs upwards, sometimes crossing them behind the guy's back. Best position to penetrate deeply.

Random pervert : Damn dude, prOn flicks feels so intimate and passionate when they're doing a legs up missionary, I never get bored of watching this !

by pronLurker October 25, 2011

Solo Mission

Usually a guy (playa or gashman) but could be a cougar on their own in a bar or club on a predatorial hunt for action.

The playa will often make up some fictious excuse as to why he or she is alone but in truth they prefer to hunt alone and often do so (in preference to using a wingman).

Refering to the military origin - solo players consider themselves as experienced assasins or ninja's in the art of the singles bar or clubland.

You here alone?

My mates bailed on me and left me on a Solo Mission ...

S/he pulled and three was a crowd so I left them to go solo ...

by Gman139 June 6, 2011

Mission

Noun- The procedure of hookin up with a female for a sexual encounter or fun

Jason: Ay my man what up with Tyra tonite

Ryan: Im finna call n set up the mission now
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Example II:
Ryan: Man you wouldn't believe it I had a mission with all three of them last nite it was crazy
Jason: Man u lucky my mission fell through

by Royal07 March 1, 2010