Mitesh miracle

A quantum leap in understanding that genuinely implies everything we know is wrong

This new measurement is a Mitesh miracle

by OSWALD MCGEE April 8, 2021

Miracle

Something that'll never happen

"It's a miracle!"
"Miracle?"

by Klojhgfcvbn October 10, 2022

Miracle Slip

When you're fucking a woman in the vagina and your penis accidentally slips out of her vagina, and into her anus.

Sorry about that miracle slip baby, I was going hard and got carried away. Please forgive me

by Reginald Rodhuffer May 13, 2018

Miracle

When your son-in-law dies and your daughter starts a gofundme page to pay for the funeral so you don’t have to dip into your personal aviation fuel money which would cut into your ability to fly either your private plane or the helicopter you got after a lawsuit or the seaplane you timeshare with marks.

It’s a miracle I’m flying through the heavens almighty!

by Profnoname March 9, 2023

Miracle seeds

A seed made popular by Rick and Morty, Where as a young boy shoves seeds up his ass... for knowledge of course.

"I need you to go to the bathroom and just shove them way up there *Burp* MOOORTY IM OLD SO THE MIRACLE SEEDS WILL JUST FA * BURP* AAL OUT MORTY"

by {PurpleFlurp} October 8, 2016

Miracle

They are beautiful inside and out strong extremely smart big testosterone energy good at everything and care about family and friends . They love meeting new people . They give advice a lot . They are mysterious people which makes them more intresting. They are really good friend to make and they are worth keeping in your life.
Anomyous: Miracle is such a nice person!

Anomyous: I love Miracle

Anomyous: Miracle is so funny

its a name so “miracle is cool”

by Miracle. November 12, 2021

miracle

The slang term "miracle" refers to the retirees' ability to have hours of recreational screen time from as early as the afternoon of the same day they've been rude to people in the morning, whereas the behavior requirements to get (extra hours of) recreational screen time are stricter in teenagers and young adults.

It's a true miracle how retirees can dive into hours of screen time by the afternoon after being rude in the morning, while we teenagers have to jump through hoops just to earn a little leisure!

by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025