Super Mechanic

What real mechanics call a back yard mechanic that thinks he knows more than he actually does, super mechanic redneck cars

Robert Parker, Jr. is a super mechanic.

by wvgirl9142 March 14, 2012

mechanic

A paid assassin who "fixes" a problem, i.e., offs someone who has been causing trouble for the person paying the assassin.

You wantsta rub him out? You hires yourself a mechanic. Easy.

by Stanley Kunitz October 2, 2005

mechanical designer

Very desirable and intelligent man of such high capabilities that he could design custom bunk bed bars and, therein, overcome the only obstacle in taking the lead.

use caution when near mechanical designers using both sides of the brain while on water

by Patty M August 6, 2006

Mechanical Man

The song 'Mechanical Man' is sung by Billie Joe Armstrong of the legendary Green Day, promoting the film 'Live Freaky Die Freaky'.

Some lyrics-"A quarter cup messiachal, a sprinkle of maniacal....And now I'm a Mechanical Man."

by Californian_Punk_Bitch January 11, 2006

mechanical

Airliner lingo for having a bad hair day.

Girl, my hair just went down on mechanical!

by mabelmundane August 8, 2006

Mechanic

1: A Democratic Party politician who thinks that the path to power within the party comes from 'playing the game' with the powers that be; of giving and securing favors, and building a network based on mutual self-interest within the ranks. Mechanics are experts at working the system which they are a part of and believe in. To a mechanic, voters are only ciphers who must be made, somehow, to support the party and the party's candidates.

Mechanics love and want power for power's sake. For them words are a means of manipulation, not communication.

"Before Barak Obama showed up, Hilary Clinton, the quintessential Mechanic, thought she had the nomination sewn up. She had cashed in all her markers, collected on all favors owed her, bribed with promises of power all influential people in the party, and thought she had greased the skids all the way to the White House. Unfortunately for her, a good Savior beats a good Mechanic every time, no matter how well the Mechanic has wired the system."

by lafinatu February 21, 2009

poopular mechanic

A mechanic that spews useless and unintelligable information. Usually highly technical in nature and completely irrelevant to the present conversation.

*Most often spewed information comes from "Popular Mechanic" magazine.

Jerry is such a poopular mechanic he was boring me with quantum physics all night, and I don't think he even knew what he was explaining.

by Bagram Think Tank December 31, 2006