French Messiah

The temporary nickname of Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Canet's lovechild.

Oh man, I can't wait until Marion delivers the french messiah!

by anwyn May 24, 2011

a Messi-Ronaldo

A sex act in which the male donkey kicks the female in the teeth

Todd: I just gave Marth a Messi-Ronaldo
Jim: Wait dude what the fuck you kicked her in the teeth? Why? Why would you kick her in the teeth?

by Messi8888888 April 15, 2019

sweet mesquite

Before engaging in anal sex. The woman pours barbeque sauce in her ass. When the man remove his penis from the anus. The woman licks the barbeque sauce off of his penis.

Last night was my first sweet mesquite.

by Zach Billik May 13, 2005

Messican

A Messican is a person who is Mexican but does not always acts Mexican, also she or he despite the word ain't.

Dude yours messican you only hang out with white people

by Alilperson August 17, 2010

Lionel Messi

The best football player of all time. THE GOAT. THE KING.

Person 1: Ronaldo is the GOAT! He has so many goals and trophies!
Person 2 : But does he have a World Cup like Lionel Messi?

by haaf_z007 May 9, 2023

Leonel Messi

Most overrated player in football. He keeps failing his team mates over and over. His best achievement is comparing him to the GOAT CR7

Look! Leonel Messi failed his teammates again.

by CR7 king November 18, 2021

mesquite

(Miss-skeet) Verb; When a man misses his target.

1: I just got mesquite all over the headboard.

2: He mesquited and now he's running late.

by little John May 18, 2013