james melvin

bitch ass senior who doesnt even have a permit or a girlfriend.

it fuckin sux ass 2 b james melvin

by anus January 11, 2005

george melvin

A guy with a massive penis who simply is coolest guy you'll ever find

George Melvin has a massive dick

by hello jk ouch gdh November 25, 2016

Cool Melvin

When you wrap some one in cellophane and take a shit on them.

Dude wrap your self in this cellophane so i can do a cool melvin like all over you.

by lehighmaster August 20, 2009

A Melvin kid

A person who is very weak or looks like a stereotypical nerd

Wtw Sam stop being a Melvin kid

by Astro Kid April 8, 2016

Musty Melvin

The act of fucking a Woman(or man) in the anal, then putting a lightbulb in to see if enough electricity was created to light the bulb.

Rudy, did you give your girlfriend a musty melvin yet?

by Are Tee January 20, 2009

Picking a Melvin

When the heat is so intense that u find your balls stuck to the inside of your thigh thus having to pry them from your leg

1. I was walking down the street with both hands occupied so I had to do the cowboy kick to pick my melvin

2. I wasn't embarrassed at all to reach down in public and start picking a melvin

by ysoEZ4jsweezy January 22, 2008

Smelvin Melvin

A greasy racial slur who should hop in the shower.

Pee yew its Smelvin Melvin BITCH!

by all.about.that.bass______ November 14, 2022