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Bloke Maxxing

Compiling as many men as possible to partake in gay acts. Ie: Oral sex, gay sex, gay anal sex, gay kissing.
"Bro he is bloke maxxing off a stack right now."
by Luckpangor June 12, 2024
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Dirty Maxx

A Dirty Maxx is usually in need of a haircut and beard trim and a owner of a petite cock. Very likely to eat your butt and run you over with a tractor while looking for a woman to put a slice of cheese and mustard on her vagina and then a bun and eats her out. Known to wear hats all the time. They are the type of person to finger your asshole, and then call you the gay one. Like swaffling,: The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen". Also loves waffles and “Waffling” that’s when a man takes his penis and rests it between a girls ass cheeks. She farts, causing her cheeks to flap against his shaft creating a waffle effect. With a love for waffle so strong, will proudly take a crisp poop and place it on his chest and pound it with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.
That Dirty Maxx is a bastard who will kick you in the balls while yelling skidilly doo
by The Maxx Condom Co. June 22, 2024
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Dirty Maxx

A Dirty Maxx is usually in need of a haircut and beard trim and a owner of a petite cock. Very likely to eat your butt and run you over with a tractor while looking for a woman to put a slice of cheese and mustard on her vagina and then a bun and eats her out. Known to wear hats all the time. They are the type of person to finger your asshole, and then call you the gay one. Like swaffling,: The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen". Also loves waffles and “Waffling” that’s when a man takes his penis and rests it between a girls ass cheeks. She farts, causing her cheeks to flap against his shaft creating a waffle effect. With a love for waffle so strong, will proudly take a crisp poop and place it on his chest and pound it with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.
That Dirty Maxx is a bastard who will kick you in the balls while yelling skidilly doo
by The Maxx Condom Co. June 22, 2024
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Pressure Maxxing

Pressure Maxxing, the art of grasping one’s penis at the verge of climax to build up nut in the shaft the urethra gains potential energy causing a massive fookin shot.
I heard dave has been pressure maxxing recently.

Fuck yeah, dave knows the method
by Idontfwnigs October 17, 2024
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goon-maxxing

The act of gooning as much as possible to Skibidi Kai Cenat!!~ :blush: :blush:
I was just goon-maxxing to Skibidi Toilet and then Woody walked in and I came everywhere. It was such a mess... Especialyl when my mom thought it was glue and used it to repair her wedding ring.
by HaliPotter October 27, 2024
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Mew Maxxing

When a sigma maintains a perfect jawline by keeping the tongue on the roof of the mouth to assert their aura and dominance on the beta males and negative aura NPC's. Sigma's who mew max never get caught lacking and even mew max when sleeping.
"After winning the dungeons and dragons tournament, Jedward was mew maxxing the other competitors to maintain his dominance over the beta players who he mog maxxed in his tournament".
by Lukeyjoe December 2, 2024
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pheremone maxxing

how u get all da ladies, u dont shower and u let your pheremones make their way to the females.
hilda: You smell fucking gross!!

james bloggs: im just pheremone maxxing
hilda a week later: omg im so horny youre so sexyy
by mastershakebutt January 2, 2025
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