cocktail mattress 

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

cocktail mattress by jaydawg May 27, 2004

Wet mattress 

Another word for dead hooker

Adj: deceased prostitute

"Hey ill be there soon, I gotta get rid of this wet mattress."

Wet mattress by Illegal amigo August 20, 2013

fuck mattress 

A random mattress in the woods where you take chicks you don't want anyone else to see.

Darren took Shanna to the ol fuck mattress tonight.

fuck mattress by Gypsy2 July 23, 2016

purple mattress 

they have ads that are long but interesting and there mattress is pretty good

have you seen the purple mattress ads

yep

purple mattress by spongeward_ June 14, 2018

Flip the fucken mattress 

When a girl orgasms so hard, it necessitates "flipping the fucken mattress" because of the pool she's left.

Gabe: Yo, was Keia Cole over last night?
Me: Yeah, man, shit got so wild, I had to flip the fucken mattress this morning.

Flip the fucken mattress by steingasm May 18, 2011

Chode troll mattress turtle 

A short troll-figure like female who lays on thy back so much she might as well strap a matress to that back like a turtle wears a shell.

Her figure must be a combination of a chode ie/ short and fat. Or that of the old troll dall that has the cheese wheel thighs

chode troll mattress turtle.
compound word.

AKA/ chode oger

dude all your sister does sprawl out on her back and get fuked all day.it discusting

short fat troll
she is a matress turtle, cause she wears her mattress like a shell.

Chode troll mattress turtle by dickvanchecker January 5, 2010

squid mattress 

A high school usually a freshman who sleeps with copious amounts of navy sailors.

Candy's such a squid mattress shes had like 4 navy guys in one week

squid mattress by jkmsjhdhfhsi August 22, 2007