matress

a dildo

i don't know why women and gays love matresses so much they aren't like real ones.

by InsaneClownJuggalo June 17, 2010

mattress toter

A skank,slut or whore that carries a mattress on her back hoping to fuck everyone in town on it.

That Karleigh is such a fucking mattress toter. She better take that fucking ass some where else before i kick it for her.

by Rhonda Rumschik January 14, 2009

Manspression

Man love; the love of another man with out homosexual attachment

Have you ever seen such Manspression between two men before

by mjhockey03 August 11, 2009

Double Breasted Matress Thrasher

A covert naming convention designed to point out large breasted wome in public in the guise of bird watching.

"Looky here Cledus, me thinks I have just sited the fabled Double Breasted Matress Thrasher"!

by Bobby Brooks January 10, 2005

mattress talk

Just like pillow talk except when you kick the pillows off in the throws of passion and there arent any pillows to lay your head. So, pillow talk therefore becomes mattress talk.

Girl: talking about her issues

Guy: moving in for round 2, 3, and 4 while announcing it, hence the "mattress talk"

by LynnPearl December 9, 2008

West Virginia Mattress

a sex position where 3 relatives sandwich each other and engage in oral sex

Dude did you hear that Brad's family did a West Virginia Mattress last night?

by J-Kwan June 11, 2006

mattress

A silly hoe who stickes her fingers in her mouth.

"Dude, have you met Jane?"
"Unfortunately! She's such a mattress!"

by CTiswhereithappens August 14, 2009