by not maria eduarda October 1, 2019
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Maria is the most beautiful, gorgeous, charming person I know.
She can go from cute to hot in a matter of seconds.
She is smart, spontaneous and honest and always tries to understand the other person's point of view.
Her sense of humour is nerdy and intelligent, it'll make you laugh for five minutes straight.
If you are dating a Maria, remember to always tell her these things, she tends to forget how crazily in love you are with her.
She can go from cute to hot in a matter of seconds.
She is smart, spontaneous and honest and always tries to understand the other person's point of view.
Her sense of humour is nerdy and intelligent, it'll make you laugh for five minutes straight.
If you are dating a Maria, remember to always tell her these things, she tends to forget how crazily in love you are with her.
by juventudezonica May 14, 2020
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Get the Maria mug.Prep guy 1: Did u hear about Marian High School’s sunshine day they had off
Prep guy 2: Wow that’s stupid. Mercy is better
Prep guy 2: Wow that’s stupid. Mercy is better
by prepguy49 April 20, 2022
Get the Marian High School mug.by evilpureevilrandomperson May 19, 2022
Get the Hannah,Yara,Mariam,Nour mug.Not me, was Maria used when you’re best friend negates a sense of pleasure from sending you obscenities of which you send onto your peers whom are horrified and reprimand you, but in your defence, you retort -Not me, was Maria. Whereby your innocence is restored and equilibrium regained as of course it wasn’t me, but Maria.
Friend “What the hell clare, I will never be able to unsee that gigantic penis now”
Me: “notmewasmaria”
Friend “What the hell clare, I will never be able to unsee that gigantic penis now”
Me: “notmewasmaria”
Friend: eyes intent on screen and face drops in horror watching the gigantic penis sway back and forth in rocking motion, shocked, marika replies what the hell Clare? To which I say, it’s not me, was Maria.
by Clarabella May 6, 2020
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