by Booty snatcher 101 June 2, 2018
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lineker: -oh, there goes maradona...
beckham: -don´t mind him, he´s a cheater...
lineker: -are you a fag? since when did you care about shit like that? don´t you understand that i was completly shocked by his performance. he´s the greatest player ever.
beckman: -yeah, but, did maradona ever fuck a girl like mi chavette posh?
lineker: -he´s coming from your home, where he fucked her and let romeo and brooklyn watch just for fun.
beckham: -don´t mind him, he´s a cheater...
lineker: -are you a fag? since when did you care about shit like that? don´t you understand that i was completly shocked by his performance. he´s the greatest player ever.
beckman: -yeah, but, did maradona ever fuck a girl like mi chavette posh?
lineker: -he´s coming from your home, where he fucked her and let romeo and brooklyn watch just for fun.
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The presence of stool on one's forehead. Occurring generally as the result of a post-rectal-exam glove being flicked at said forehead.
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It usually a boy name most of them are caring and sweet but they are very protective of they friends and they keep grudges with people that they think could hurt them or there friends
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Get the Marcel Kemeter mug.He has the sweetest heart, he’s shy at first but once you get to know him you wouldnt regret meeting him. ANY GIRL would be the luckiest girl in the universe to have him. He’s funny, sweet, nice, kind, and smart. Marcaylon will be supportive of you no matter what the lengths are and will always try to guide you in the right direction. At times Marcaylon May seem rude but there is no other person that will care for you like he does. He is great with friends, know a lot of people but is very anti social, his family is the most important thing to him. He seems shy, innocent, and quiet at first, but being around him will make you feel like you’re problems fade away. There isn’t anyone like him. The way he looks at you when you aren’t looking. The way he will talk about you will make you feel like you’ve won it all. With Marcaylon, he will make you feel like you will never be alone. He will talk to you all the time. Make fun of you. Laugh with you. But most importantly he will love you like there is no other in the world. Never take him for granted he only would want to see you thrive. He’s been hurt so many times but still loves and cares for people like there’s no tomorrow. He has a heart of gold!
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